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strenuous invoices - tadwadmct lyrics

[verse 1: tadwadmct]
fishing trip, fishing trip
fishing trip, fishing trip
camping trip, camping trip
camping trip, camping trip
hiking trip, hiking trip
hiking trip, hiking trip
oops, i tripped
oops, i tripped
oops, i tripped on a stick
i revived thomas edison to get on this beat (whoa)
and i sat him down in a modern*day seat
and he asked me, “what is this technology?”
and i said, “it’s just a reclining seat”
he started to have a big ol’ stroke
so i sat him down and made him eat a yolk
but then he started to choke (on his egg)
what a loser, he choked (on my sandwich)
he’s a really old bloke
so i put him in the woodstove
but he didn’t like it so i took him out
and i put him in a bucket of sauerkraut
i took the sauerkraut out
at the giant trout (it’s a restaurant)
some guy asked, “is that thomas edison?”
and i said, “no, it’s just a giant tub of sauerkraut medicine”
[verse 2: thomas edison]
hey, it’s thomas edison here
and i have a word* a couple words to say
i have a speech and i will read it now
roses are red, ducks are yellow
the pond is blue and i really love my pillow
it’s so comfortable, so amazing
i invented the light bulb and i love my pillow more than that invention
thank you for listening to my poetry and speech

- tadwadmct lyrics

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