cock shop! - synodick e lyrics
[intro – seller]
h-llo, welcome to the c-ck shop. i will be serving you today. please choose from the following available c-cks to purchase if you want one. we have:
pavlakou, a c-ck that has been brought here from greece. pavlakou is what they call in greece, a.. archidi. which roughly translates to t-st-cl-
ruster, a c-ck that has been brought here from denmark. it has a striking high pitched cluck that will satisfy your ears
fernando, in all capitals, who has been brought from mejico with a j, is the toughest c-ck of all, and has won every c-ckfight he’s been in!
and finally..
bill. from the usa. n-body likes bill, don’t buy him
[verse 1 – synod-ck]
it is a very hard choice!! i guess i should have my best friend perry decide, for he is the one who loves c-ck!!
what do you think, perry?
……
we pick ruster!
[verse 2 – seller]
please remember that because ruster is from denmark, you have to pr-nounce it roosta
[outro – synod-ck]
it’s funny cause this is all text! have fun mr seller!
-door opening and closing sound-
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