[erbowhostory #1] 7th doctor vs 12th doctor - sycorax rock lyrics
[intro: announcer]
epic rap battles of who*story!
the seventh doctor!
versus!
the twelfth doctor!
begin!
[12th doctor: andy hicks]
question: how do you battle against a meddler?
the doctor who’s always just two steps ahead of ya?
answer: strap on your strat and a pair o’ docs
and trap time’s champion in a bootstrap paradox!
messin’ with the heads of your companions ain’t sweet
now you’re opposite me. you can call me coronation street
boom! i’ll be saving the moon, while you’re playin’ the spoons!
i only need one to get the job done!
am i a good man? here’s a tip for your next day out:
if you land in san fran, check the scanner on your way out!
[7th doctor: andy hicks]
ace! give me some of that nitro*9
and tell grumpy cat here to wait in line
i’m fighting evil from the dawn of time
and still find a timе to bust a dope rhyme
on this cranky grampy! etcetеra! etcetera!
while saving the world in my question*mark sweater
i’ll hear your confession when there’s no tomorrow!
put down your aggression like i put down skaro!
[interlude: davros]
are you flattering me?
[12th doctor: andy hicks]
well now, i’ve been to skaro, mate. now don’t get p*ssed
but i hate to tell ya… i think you missed
i’m an idiot, yeah, but i think i match wits
with the bloke who left mel off with sabalom glitz!
now shuttity up unless you have some insight
on how i’m supposed to figure out the plot of “ghost light”!
my duty of care doesn’t help at all!
i’ll punch straight through you like a diamond wall!
and the shepherd boy says… (x2)
[7th doctor: andy hicks]
i loathe burnt toast, bus stations and fascists
and i’m not too keen on your sonic sunglasses
sure, number twelve. show me what my fate is
but don’t mock “ghost light” if your scripts are by gatiss!
with zero support from the bbc
we made the greatest show in the galaxy
so throw away your guns, i think you’ll agree
you wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for me
[12th doctor: andy hicks]
i… am… an idiot! i’ve been wrong, there’s no doubt!
i’m not a hugger, mate… but mate, let’s hug it out!
[7th doctor: andy hicks]
off to new adventures… yes, we’re through!
come on, doctor. we’ve got work to do
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