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wet naps - swirlies lyrics

that’ll be 3.14
i am so cool
i just smoked bleep! (bleep! *laughter*) in a greyhound coach
(i ride greyhound buses for you)
and i’m so f*cked up to begin with that n0body noticed
i blew the smoke into the smelly wastebasket
i wrote messages about my high on the walls
in hi and dri spice deodorant
i opened sh*tloads of wetnaps and waved them in the air
(i ride greyhound buses for you)
i stuffed them, i stuffed them where the air shoots out
the air was shooting out
i coated the place where the air was shooting out with more spice deodorant, and wiped my face and lips with wetnaps
i wiped wetnaps and deodorant in the doorway about nose, or average nose, or average adult nose level
i held the smoke in for so long it was almost gone by the time i released it
the lighter sounded loud
so i’d sniff or let the wastebasket door slam to eclipse the sound
every time the jone of the bus stopped, my stomach lept, but each time we kept rolling
‘cause if you were thought to be reported
to have been smoking in the john of a greyhound coach, you are breaking the law, a federal law
and the driver could have you busted at the next stop, no escape
some drivers have taken more pleasure in making an example out of you and stopping the bus
and kicking you off in the middle of highway 80, hence putting the bus behind schedule and p*ssing the bus off
not to mention, the drama of dan deciding whether or not to get off with me (*laughter*)
he would, i’m sure of it
we have our bad times, but in a way we need each other
i am experiencing withdrawal (*incomprehensible* withdrawal)
i have not started things i couldn’t finish with others
i’ve kept to myself
and i’m not coming down
i think i’ve finally started to really like myself (*laughter*)
and i’ve only lived a couple of my dad’s lives
a couple of my dad’s lives

- swirlies lyrics

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