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jack byron - swhipple lyrics

[verse 1: swhipple]
listen jack, i just gotta apologize before i start
but you have to shut the f*ck about your addiction to carts
you’re a f*cking ******
call you otis
back at the barnyard
i’ll spit raps so fast you won’t have time to think of a safeguard
bars so hot they’ll leave you charred

flatten your style like clothes with an iron
why don’t we see how to make a jack byron
we got a lot of a loner
mixed with a little bit of stoner
toss in an extra chromosome
and a serious lack of testosterone

[chorus: swhipple]
jack’s got an android, jack is not employed
that’s the anthem get’cha d*mn hands up
jack’s got an android, jack is not employed
all the girls are trying to avoid
jack’s got an android, jack is not employed
that’s the anthem get’cha d*mn hands up

[verse 2: swhipple]
let’s talk about your crush nacho
after that one night she dipped
you should have followed the script
i know you were f*cked up
had to ask klara for a cup
of warm water, ‘fore you went into shock
you prolly hoped for a 3 way
but that’s just crazy (with a k)
we all know you never stood a chance
but you keep on wanting it like just give up on the romance
what the f*ck is up with your creepy glance

sometimes i think to myself in life did i pull the right card
half of your raps don’t even rhyme it’s not that f*cking hard
i’m in my prime
and you’re smoking all the thyme
you do realize that a rap is actually supposed to rhyme
i cut deep with every single line
you’re stepping on my godly shrine
make you go back to square 1 and think of a whole new design
i’ll stay up here on cloud nine
you be a 30 year old virgin
every girl you meet be curvin’
they all think you disturbin’
my victory is just certain
you’ll just continue your lurkin’
open you up like a black hole was warpin’

[chorus]
jack’s got an android, jack is not employed
that’s the anthem get’cha d*mn hands up
jack’s got an android, jack is not employed
all the girls are just tryna avoid
jack’s got an android, jack is not employed
that’s the anthem get’cha d*mn hands up

[verse 3: swhipple]
yeah you wanna be in ap physics, ap this, ap that
too bad they don’t offer ap rapping
you gotta learn how to stop tapping
your adhd doesn’t make you cool and i know it doesn’t ‘bother you’
rap against the byron boys? yeah i’ll slaughter 2
you can never stay with one squad
you’re a complete f*ckin’ fraud
you’re honestly straight up flawed
you should learn from me, yeah be awed (yes)
i stick with my boys, making sure my clique stays up
that means when i put it down, mike’s pickin’ it up, let’s go

[interlude: tak]
who the h*ll is he, anyway? he never really talks much
that boy keep talking but never back it up

[verse 4: 4luigi]
did you hear what his brother a.j. did?
now that’s f*cked up
barely could get a nacho for a hookup
how much does your job pay an hour?
like pman you might go buy her a flower
can’t tell if you hear random sh*t or make it up, seems like your superpower

can’t afford heat but can afford weed
k!llin’ that p*ssy, assassin’s creed
that’s something you can’t get
you know what else you can’t get? (a job?)
had some ammo, called it a baguette
so you say you can get a girl that isn’t brunette?
if i was alone with her i’d smash too
you wish you could get a boo

[verse 5: swhipple]
“i have to tell you something dude”
“i got so high last night”
grow the b*lls to say hi to the girl that you like
after she said she had a boyfriend
you felt like you got impaled by a spike
you showed up to vinnin
looking real driven
just for you to sh*t your pants
yeah she gave you one glance
then ran away
you had no chance

[chorus]
jack’s got an android, jack is not employed
that’s the anthem get’cha d*mn hands up
jack’s got an android, jack is not employed
all the girls are just tryna avoid
jack’s got an android, jack is a virgin
that’s the anthem get’cha d*mn hands up

[outro: 4luigi]
(snapchat notification)
“well that’s something jack must not be used to”

- swhipple lyrics

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