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murdermoms - sweatpants boner lyrics

murdermoms lyrics
one day a kid i knew
came into school acting h*lla rude
told the whole class how he pranks his ‘rents
one week later, come to find, the kid is dead

gotta be nice to the moms before they murder ya
gotta be nice to the moms before they murder ya
gotta be nice to the moms

murdermoms have seven inch fangs
and their not afraid to get in your face
the murdermoms fight for respect
for all the moms and every woman
murdermoms murder piece of sh*t sons
who don’t clean their rooms and are generally slobs
if you swear too much
or don’t take out the trash
if you never shower
you’ll be gone in a flash
murdermoms dont want to murder anymore
the kids drovе them there with thе way that they snore
and they never pick their legos off the ground
murdermoms just want their kids to come around
they always scream and beg for toys and games
but they don’t they know it’ll only bring them pain
cause murdermoms have a short temper
and when it ignites you’ll be sore and tender

murdermoms!
ya gotta be nice to the
murdermoms!
ya better be nice to the:
murdermoms!
you’ll have to be nice!

murdermoms really hate your music taste
with those stupid f*cking lyrics, and that incessant bass
murdermoms just can’t stand to see
their little baby boy not sittin’ to pee!
when the kid’s done leaking the whole bathroom needs a clean!
and guess who has to clean it up
guess who has to clean it up
murdermoms
you’re gonna be f*cked
murdermoms
you’re gonna clean it up
murdermoms
you’re gonna be f*cked
murdermoms

[end skit]

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