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pleasure jam - superduck lyrics

[intro: lewis brindley, simon lane & alan brindley]
d’you want to run that thing?
the best of?
yeah, run the best of!
last year
yeah!
best of last year
i just wanna see this best of
yeah
booooooooom! welcome back!
all for charity!
yogscast jingle jam, 2015
and i’m delighted to be here

[verse: simon lane, alex smith & lewis brindley]
wine or cheese? wine or cheese?
cheddar. gouda? yeah! okay
chicken dippered by a badger
i shoulda picked wine
hahahaha

[verse: lewis brindley, duncan jones & paul sykes]
what the f*ck are you doing?
i don’t know
that’s not a one way system, is it?
ohh god! (aa*a*a*aa*aaa)
every f*cking year
sh*t
[verse: lewis brindley & simon lane]
teutron’s face is massive (ahhhh)
this is a book
fighting fantasy adventure
215 pages long
i am chuck
city of thieves
beware: the undead dogs!
death hawks!
zanzar bone!
mork the morc!
the big black horsec*ck!
(ohhh*ho*ho*ho)

[verse: simon lane & chris lovasz]
thanks for being such a b*st*rd, sips!
yeah, good job on being really sh*t!
you sh*t the bed and you make your mum cry!
guilty. as. charged. (hng)

[verse: simon lane & lewis brindley]
how am i 8th when you gave up?
i did for a bit…
what the f*ck?
how am i 8th when you gave up?
stop posting “salt” in the f*cking chat!
[verse: lewis brindley & alan brindley]
right
i’ve found a bomb
yep
i’m gonna need your help to defuse it
right
imagine a case with the lid off the case. the case has several components
in the left*hand corner
that’s like a radiator in a house!
okay
there’s four b*ttons with hieroglyphics on them
what are they?

[verse: lewis brindley, duncan jones & paul sykes]
star
a star
gamma
gamma
smiley face with b00bs
b00bs!
candlestick
a candlestick
candlestick!
the candlestick!
a backwards e
backwards e
a thing* thing and an n. come on!
what’s the thing?
there’s a thing. what thing?

[verse: lewis brindley & alan brindley]
upturned y. a zigzag
a funnel with half a circle *underneath it
how long have we got left?
three seconds. two seconds
oh, i think we’re in trouble
one second, hehe

[verse: mark hulmes & alex smith]
why did you order that?
it’s horrible!
can you see me yet?
take it off
look at me
i’ll k!ll your whole family! do you hear me?

[verse: lewis brindley & simon lane]
he is very funny
and very attractive as well
what?
lovely lips, muscley arms
got me b*lls tinglin’, that’s all

[verse: simon lane, lewis brindley & ørjan aarvik]
my beard is old
my elbows are knackered
my fingers are gnarled
my knees have shattered
me eyes are black and blue
h*llo, i’m chuck. how are you?
i managed to smuggle in a single bobby pin
where have you kept that?
up my d*ck
let’s draw that, shall we?
noo!
we’ll be banned from twitch!

[verse: alex smith]
heading to the mall and it’s christmas time
sips is playing santa got the kids in the line
giving mad gifts, but he’s eaten a lot
got a bunch of gas seeping out of his slot

[bridge: ross h*rnby & chris trott]

pleasure elf
pleasure elf
ple*pleasure elf
pleasure elf
pleasure elf
ple*pleasure elf

(what?)

[verse: lewis brindley, paul sykes & simon lane]
is this how we make new trucks?
i think so…
don’t look, everyone!
you’ll put them off
that truck’s got the h*rn! h*rn!
yes it has! (marp! marp!)
bow to me, the one true king!
get away from me, you creep!
pledge allegiance! (assault!)
submit!
wow!
ughh!
horrid
millions dead

[verse: ensemble]
trott did this fetish thing
in a big plastic bag
sounds dodgy
his arms, hands, feet
and even his face are covered
in jizz
62 died in flaming fireball!
every year for like four f*cking years
the same old sh*t!
beware: the undead dogs!
handaxe down
yeeaaahh
why does he look like sjin?
i’m coming for you!
boooooom!
ohhh god!!
hundooo!
no, no, no! help!
football!
b00bs!
it’s exactly lethal!

[bridge: ross h*rnby, chris trott & lewis brindley]
pleasure elf
ple*pleasure elf
pleasure elf
ple*pleasure elf
pleasure elf
pleasure elf
ple*pleasure elf
pleasure elf
pleasure elf
ple*pleasure elf

(we do the same old sh*t!
exactly the same old sh*t!
every f*cking year)

- superduck lyrics

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