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xmasfftg - super famous fun time guys lyrics

[intro]
[?] understand how f*cking hard this is

[verse 1: whipstick, mr 8 legz]
red hat, (check) fat beard (check)
christmas chaps and i’m hangin’ out assless
got a round gut to drown sl*ts and have s*x
gimme yo dad’s credit card (whoa, rad flex)
this holiday season i’m sockin’ your mother
stocking stuffers stuffed with [?] and a bun in the oven
(are you the real santa?) i never said that i wasn’t
hope your wishlist is whipstick humpin’ your cousin
santa this year’s got no beard, face painted with cocaine
so cheers, here’s to another day of the old same
ay, no brain, lames goin’ fast in the slow lame
and the ghetto ass sleigh reenactin’ the ho train
i got this dope cane, whip’s drеssed like an elf
bargе into your crib, gift wrappin’ your neck with a belt (die!)
then make a way around the house stabbin’ all of the tenants
’cause honestly i think that’s how home alone should have ended
[chorus]
bet you like the holidays so spend it with your family
you know that you can’t k!ll ’em so you do it in a fantasy
maxin’ out your credit cards for a little piece of sanity
hate to remind you that this is financially damaging
but you just bought a axemas ticket
so here’s your f*ckin’ track, b*tches
if you don’t like it, you ain’t gettin’
any money back, heh heh

[verse 2: mcnastee]
got a suge knight suit for the holiday
draped in red like i just flew out of the vajayjay
got a sack full of leftover valentine’s day hearts
and some gift cards i took from payway
merry christmas, you just make the sh*t list
an upper decker in your sh*tter is your gift, whip
i get lit from schlitz and hit the switches
in a chevrolet sleigh full of red nose b*tches (they’re on coke)
i bought a gram from maxxx and copped bud from dubbs
we’re stuffin’ stockings full of mexican drugs
we got your letter to santa [?]
you can bet that northern lights will make you hack up a lung
it almost slipped my mind, but i am sure i should mention
8 legz drew d*cks on all the tags of your presents
and i skeeted in your coco, bro, filmed it in slow mo
uploaded it to p*rnhub and tagged you in the photo
[chorus]
bet you like the holidays so spend it with your family
you know that you can’t k!ll ’em so you do it in a fantasy
maxin’ out your credit cards for a little piece of sanity
hate to remind you that this is financially damaging
but you just bought a axemas ticket
so here’s your f*ckin’ track, b*tches
if you don’t like it, you ain’t gettin’
any money back, heh heh

[verse 3: mr 8 legz, whipstick]
i’m watchin’ gremlins for the twentieth time
with a plastic bag over my head breathin’ deep and i’m cryin’
yo i may just go to sleep or just peacefully die
either way i’m tryin’ to nut so don’t peek through my blinds
got a christmas reunion, puttin’ drugs up in the egg nog
discuss how i’ll do it while tearing your face off
dip your nose in the steak sauce (yo, whatever you say, boss)
gotta punch the elvish motherf*ckers cleanin’ my sleigh off
so, rumor has it if you haven’t been a super massive
f*ggot this year, you gettin’ strangled with enthusiasm (yeah)
only list that you makin’ is missin’ persons (what?)
otherwise you layin’ naked in my bas*m*nt ’til you surface
yeah i’m makin’ a list, and i’m checkin’ it twice (naughty)
got your kids a bunch of gifts, steady bangin’ your wife (that’s me)
while you hog tied as decorations up in the lights
said it’s christ’s birthday today and i’m comin’ tonight (ooh)
[chorus]
bet you like the holidays so spend it with your family
you know that you can’t k!ll ’em so you do it in a fantasy
maxin’ out your credit cards for a little piece of sanity
hate to remind you that this is financially damaging
but you just bought a axemas ticket
so here’s your f*ckin’ track, b*tches
if you don’t like it, you ain’t gettin’
any money back, ha ha!

[outro]
think you have a chance against us, mr. cowboy?
yippee ki yay, motherf*cker

- super famous fun time guys lyrics

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