i'm intro bro - super famous fun time guys lyrics
[skit: mr 8 legz, whipstick, kyle moore]
god f*ckin’ d*mn it
god! f*ck, man!
why is it always my car?
i should really start getting in his sh*t
f*ck it
calm down, breathe
alright, let’s look at the positive
whip’s not here
that’s the only f*ckin’ positive
at least the van still runs
thank god, though
it’s just me and my thoughts
no, no, no, dude, no, come on!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
what?
yo, you’re the first f*ckin’ uber driver
who made me open their door for them
dude, i’m not a f*ckin’ uber!
and didn’t see me close it
and then you made me get into the car
no, get out
why are we even in this van?
get the f*ck out
don’t you have a godd*mn honda, dude?
yo, do you not recall jumping off my roof
when you– claiming you were on a f*ckin’ reindeer?
no, that wasn’t even me, i didn’t break that
what the f*ck are you talking about?
it has your feet prints in it, dog
oh my god
that could’ve been anyone in that whipstick mask
n0body jumped off screaming it’s m*
hey, guys
what the f*ck was that?
holy sh*t! i hit play, and that’s not our voices
shut the f–
i know what we sound like, dog
what the f*ck was that?
oh do you, mr. smartypants?
is that a– is that the f*cking cd?
so, i’m this album
okay
what f*cking album is that, dude?
so you’re– you’re our album, huh?
no, that album’s trash
i’m this album
yeah, true
well look, all of our albums are trash
fair point too
so how about you stop making us pull your f*ckin’ proverbial t**th
yeah!
and just tell us what the f*ck you’re called, you stupid fu–
i’ll tell you when i want to laugh–
shut the f*ck up! oh my god
whip, stop!
look, man, you can’t just keep screaming at everything
look at me, talking cd!
yeah, talking see deez nuts, how about that, b*tch?
god d*mn it, look here
okay, shut the f*ck up, whip
cd, whatever the f*ck
you know what? i’m just gonna pull him out
and throw him out the f*ckin’ window
no, stop! let’s see what the f*ck he wants first
i just wanna see why i was created
you were created to shut the f*ck up
whip! stop!
we could be friends
the other three full lengths
kinda laid back and took it right?
yeah, like the f*ckin’ b*tches that they are
you should learn to take notes!
does that mean you listened to the other three?
or– look, man
look, man, you should see what the f*ck i did
to the album two albums before you, okay?
that doesn’t even f*ckin’ matter
look, we’re gonna have to take him with us anyways
because if we don’t, that’s gonna probably create, like
an alternate timeline
and you know we don’t have the budget for that, so
you’re right
let’s get food
i knew you were uber eats
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