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fruit cake - street queer lyrics

guess who? it’s the christmas b-tch
i got a big fat d-ck on my christmas list
all you snow hoes know who his mistress is
ice me out – put it on my wristeses
you see i like a man who gives and receives
and when he needs d-ck he always says, “please!”
i like his big belly and beard of all white
so come drop a load and f-ck me all night
oh sh-t, saint nick, mix your milk with my cookie
i’be been acting really naughty so i need to get this nookie
i’m shaking it for some singles, he’s eating it like it’s pringles
i’m making my bells jingle for mr. kristopher kringle
d-mn, he got pat my cakes like the bakers man
and i love his kareem like a lakers fan
and there is not a b-tch that is greater than
so tell mrs. claus imma take her man
and i know she’s probably p-ssed off
but he’s been up on my list so i need kris crossed
lil mama better watch her back
cuz if i put it out you know he’s gonna eat the snack
let’s get it

i know you want it, so come and get it
been waiting all year, unwrap your present
i think the christmas spirit is in me
santa i want you, slide down my chimney

you see i need a mink coat to match my pleasers
and i don’t do faux, so do your research
he got bags of loot, i need all of it!
a big tree with some iced out ornaments
he pops pills like candy and sniffs on ‘cane
he likes to pack snow while i pick his brain
now he wants to wife me but i ain’t switching lanes
cause when he’s knocks out, yup! imma stiff his chain
abominable flow-man
sniff it like i’m lohan
hold that d-ck with both hands
thicker than a c0ke can
a b-tch colder than elsa
make you bithes melt up
heavy-weight champ, make you b-tches get your belts up
no ginger, but i mean that bread, man!
and a princess cut on my left hand
ayo santa! come and get this fruit cake!
so sweet make that motherf-cker’s tooth ache

i know you want it, so come and get it
been waiting all year, unwrap your present
i think the christmas spirit is in me
santa i want you slide down my chimney
(x2)

(f-ck this -ss santa, f-ck this -ss santa
f-ck this -ss, f-ck this -ss, f-ck this -ss santa
now f-ck this -ss santa, now f-ck this -ss santa
now f-ck this -ss, f-ck this -ss, f-ck this -ss santa)

this one’s for all the g-ys!
happy holidays!

- street queer lyrics

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