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no offense - stephmills lyrics

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[verse 1]

they say i stand out like a sore thumb
my last chick was h-llen keller, she was deaf, blind and dumb
now i’ve got ’em all tryna bang me like they’re playing drums
stealing all my photographs to boost their self-esteems up

chicks are eager just to tell me bout my good looks
when most are full of sh-t like paula deen’s cookbooks
a game of tug-of-war i reel em in like fishers would
but then i cut ’em loose cause i’m no robin hood

seeking all the wrong things from the incapable
like playing nice ones and chasing the undateable
you’ll get my attention if i know you’re un0btainable
i got your girl blowing up my phone like it’s inflatable

kind but not oblivious, my brain is fool-proof;
i can see right through your fake smiles like a pulled tooth
here’s some truth, i’ve got a few screws loose
so imma start charging chicks to come thru like a tollbooth

[verse 2]

i’m a woman, yeah i know, shocker;
so that means i need your life details like a doctor
i will gladly fix your broken heart, beta-blocker
but don’t tell me you have a heart of gold if it’s copper

no chicks on my roster, but check my resume
99 percent of ’em were 50 shades of cray cray;
hence my reasoning for keeping them in yesterday
they call me during breakdowns, but i’m not triple a

i’ll take your breath away, as long as you don’t suffocate
get these girls inhalers cause i make ’em hyperventilate
i tell ’em my intentions up front so they cooperate
the clingy ones give me no sp-ce like a rabbit cage

single for the last 3 years and that’s my record
for some it’s really lonely, but for me it’s way better
i wish em well and good luck in your endeavors
meanwhile i’m saving time and a whole lotta cheddar, ha

- stephmills lyrics

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