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3 balloons - stephen lynch lyrics

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i call you from the car to say i’ll be there in a while
a short plane ride and i will get to see your pretty smile
there’s nothing on the radio- i fiddle with the dial
then i see a sign- the airports just another mile

i check my bags and think about how much i hate to fly
and as i near security i almost start to cry

well i hope that law enforcement agents can’t tell from my face
i’ve got 3 balloons of c-ke in an uncomfortable place
i’m sweating and i’m nervous and i need a little air
cause with 4 balloons of heroin it’s getting crowded up in there
crowded up in there

my mind is all a jumble and my blood is cold as ice
i dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
relax, i say, it’s not so bad- it might feel kinda nice
besides, who hasn’t had a finger up there ince or twice?

i must remember don’t leave any drugs inside the host
i did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed

well i say a little prayer- hail maria, full of grace
i’ve got 3 balloons of c-ke in an uncomfortable place
i’m sweating and i’m nervous and i need a little air
and i swear i’m farting lines of blow into my underwear
from my derriere

i was a little eager when i loaded up my stash
5 balloons of ecstasy, 6 balloons of hash
8 balloons of l.s.d, 9 of sensi mild
a box of chinese fireworks- a guatemalan child

i’ve made it to the gate now and my joy i can’t contain
i board the aircraft; take my seat in the c-ckpit of the plane

as i taxi down the runway, i get a smile on my face
i’ve got 3 balloons of c-ke in an uncomfortable place
flight crew prepare for takeoff as i lift us into air
and by the way, does anyone want to buy a guatemalan child?
from my derriere

- stephen lynch lyrics

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