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wake up 5 minutes before work
i got no pants on, throw on a random shirt
the office life ain’t for me
for 9 to 5 this is the closest thing to being free

(chorus 2x)
all my friends live in a screen
please send a link to your video stream
can’t remember the last human i’ve seen
life on a remote team

sign in for the morning meeting
cameras turned off so avatars are all i’m seeing
i just need a cup of coffee and some internet
human contact, no i ain’t really into that (cause i’m not sales)
p-ssing jira stories, chilling with my cat on the couch
home is so cozy no i’m never going out
but i could leave and run errands if i have to
and i always s— from my own bathroom
i barely ever ever have to check in
i can stream netflix and eat chex mix
always message me on slack if you ever want to pair and screenshare
i don’t even need to be there

(chorus 2x)
all my friends live in a screen
please send a link to your video stream
can’t remember the last human i’ve seen
life on a remote team

introverted while i’m working i’m not sociable
if i’m job searching then this perk is non-negotiable
it’s impossible for me to look presentable
i don’t even own clothes that are professional
i can’t let the office ping pong table distract me
rather travel do some tasks from the taxi’s backseat
we hardly get together in a room
but it’s all good as long as we have zoom
as long as we have memes and emojis for the group
i’d probably code in c before i’d ever commute
always message me on slack if you ever want to pair and screenshare
i don’t even need to be there

(chorus 1x)
all my friends live in a screen
please send a link to your video stream
can’t remember the last human i’ve seen
life on a remote team

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