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the simple plot of silent hill 2 - starbomb lyrics

[intro: arin hanson, dan avidan]
*phone rings*
h*llo?
hey, dan, we just got word from the network. talking video games has been renewed for a new season, and they want you to come back to host it!
absolutely not! it’s taken me years to emotionally recover from the trauma that stupid show put me through
they’ll pay you five million dollars
h*llo, and welcome to talking video games!
*clapping*
today’s topic, as always, is “games with simple plots”. please welcome our guest, james!
hi, i’m james from silent hill 2. i can tell you thе plot of my games, but, it’s not very simple. is that okay?
oh, god, yеah. i’m so rich now. brian, give james a beat

[verse 1: arin hanson]
well, okay, i’m james sunderland
let me tell you ’bout a little foggy wonderland
called silent hill! good times and thrills
a nice place to chill if you don’t mind getting k!lled
i was hangin’ at the crib just livin’ my life
when i got a lovely letter from my long deceased wife
she died years ago from a happy fun illness
it was a good time filled with joy and chillness
i walked thirty miles to a welcoming cemetary
met angela who was there on the temporary
she had some nice thoughts going on in her head
based on her father, and her brother, and her mom who are dead!
[chorus: dan avidan]
normally, i’d be really freaked out by your weird positivity
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
but mentally, i’m totally checked out; can’t hear you through all this money
so much cash

[verse 2: arin hanson, dan avidan]
i made more friends in good mental shape
like the wizard of oz but in the middle of a h*llscape
like nice guy eddie, a man of good sense
what happened to him?
i had to k!ll him in self defense (ah)
i also met maria who was like my wife mary
she reminded me so much of my little huckleberry
‘cept more s*xually assertive and a little bit spiky
unless she was just a manifestation of my tortured psyche
cause i might’ve k!lled my wife when she was weeping like the willow
curled up like an armadillo when i smothered her with a pillow
but maria didn’t mind, her night turned out fine
she was stabbed by pyramid head to death two separate times

[chorus: dan avidan]
usually, i would worry and suggest that you seek some therapy
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
but i’m busy cleaning the seats of my new yacht, so just continue please
with your warm fuzzy cyclical h*ll story
[verse 3: arin hanson, dan avidan, both]
well, i guess you wanna know how this groovy tale ends
it’s exactly how an old person smells; depends!
sorry, just a little joke, because this story tends
to put me in a good mood! but seriously, there are six f*cking endings
maybe i left town with a new adopted daughter
or i drowned going down with my car in the water
or i went with maria where things could get s*xual
or i was actually abducted by some extraterrestrials
all i know is that the ending was extremely positive
and not just a coping psychological composite of
my mental collapse and crippling anxieties
hey man, it’s alright! why don’t you let me buy you these
piña coladas, the bartender’s got us
let’s go down to my private beach and get some tostadas
heck yeah!

[outro: dan avidan]
*silent hill character screams*
here we go again!

- starbomb lyrics

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