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sonic's last ring - starbomb lyrics

[dan:] sonic the hedgehog’s been our friend for years
been through good times, bad times, laughter and tears
so when he told us that he and amy falled in love
we were like
[arin:] oh d*mn
[dan:] oh f*ck
[arin:] oh sh*t
[dan and arin:] mazel tov!

[dan:] he asked “would you guys help me plan the wedding?”
i was so excited that my pants started spreading
we sat down to write out the list of names
of all the friends who were invited that he’d met in his games

[arin:] it was quite a long list, longer than we’d expected
[dan:] yup!
[arin:] but we had to get ’em all, so n0body was disrespected

[dan:] like knuckles, and tails, and blaze the cat
and rouge, a pair of b00bies that’s attached to a bat

[arin:] but there were lots of others that we hadn’t prepared for
[dan:] like honey
[arin:] sticks
[dan:] whisper
[arin:] tangle
[dan:] bark the polar bear
[arin:] or a swallow named wave or a hawk named jet
[dan:] ugh, god are we done?
[arin:] no not remotely yet, b*tch!
[dan:] you cannot be serious
where did all these characters come from?
i must be delirious
but the list of names has just begun

it’s so mysterious
this seems like a bit of an excess
but they’ll all be cheering us
when this rodent wedding is a huge success

the big day came and the guests arrived
there were four thousand eight hundred seventy five
[arin:] there was mighty the armadillo
[dan:] and charmy bee
[arin:] and storm the albatross
[dan:] and ronald the tree

[arin:] there was cream the rabbit
[dan:] and ricardo the train
[arin:] steve the television
[dan:] and david the cumstain
kathy the hippo showed up with randall the llama
[arin:] and also michael the toilet
[dan:] and barack the obama

[arin:] “all right everyone”
[dan:] eggman suddenly cried
[arin:] “that d*mn hedgehog’s knot is gonna get tied”
[dan:] everybody looked around, found their seats
as shadow the rabbi started to speak
[arin:] dearly beloved, we come from near and far
i don’t know or even f*ckin’ care who half of you are
[dan:] but before sonic could give amy the ring
robotnik shot him with a laser
[arin:] “let’s do this thing!”

[dan:] you cannot be serious
forty*five rings flew in every direction
i must be delirious
the wedding ring mixed in with the collection
amy looks furious
things aren’t ever as bad as they seem
soon she’ll be cheering us
if all sonic’s friends work as a team

[dan:] find the ring
[chaos ensues]
[arin:] i do. ha, alright!

- starbomb lyrics

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