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mario à la kart - starbomb lyrics

[verse 1: announcer (arin hanson)]

[chorus: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
red turtle sh*ll!
ah no!
oh my god!
ahhh no!
oh god
yah
what is this, some kind of accident or something?
yah
i don’t know

[verse 2: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
boy, that was violent (uh huh)
his head is no bueno (i’m sure it’s fine)
he’s used to pavement, now
he’s racing on a rainbow (what?)
he guesses he’ll adjust through sheer force of will (i guess)
but suddenly there’s company
(oh, it’s like another racer or something?)
[chorus: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
bullet bill!
*pain sounds* is that a bullet?
yah
like* like a giant bullet, are you for real?
yah
alright

[verse 3: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
his upper lip is bleeding
he thought this was a race (dude)
but then he was assaulted by a bullet with a face (this isn’t happening)
he’s sure there’s no brain damage (i’m not)
i don’t know how he’s sure (i’m not!)
as long as he can keep the speed (oh god, what now?)

[chorus: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
lightning bolt!
agh* ow!! i gotta get outta here, what the f*ck is happening? holy sh*t!

[verse 4: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
he’s tiny!
he’s tiny!
and then he gets run over
*getting run over sound effect*
all his bones and blood and organs are mixed up with the motor (*scream*)
he’s an abomination of god (*crying*)
but at least he has ten coins (i don’t care)
he’s going to die
oh god, he’s going to die (oh no)
[chorus: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
boomerang to the groin!
oof** oh god, somehow that was the worst one
yup
ooooohhhhh
it hurts
aww
you gotta get me outta here, man
nope
this is crazy
i know
i’m gonna die out here man, i’m gonna die!
i know

[bridge: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
why are you doing this?
yah
but…
yah
that’s not an answer, man

[chorus: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
three red sh*lls!
ooh, god, why are you doing this, stop
three more red sh*lls!
you like that, b*tch?
*combination of sobbing and coughing*
[verse 5: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
he’s in eighth place now
we’re still doin’ this?
oh yes, we are (f*ck)
his skin is peeling off and he’s coughing up tar (i think i see a way out)
his bones are baby food (f*ck you, i’m goin’ off course)
(*tires screech* i’m outta here!)
he thinks he’s getting away (yaaaaahhh!!)

[chorus: announcer (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
lakitu picks you up!
oh*hoh, i’m here forever aren’t i?
yah
augh…
yah
what did i do to deserve this, man?
ahh, you don’t remember?
(you called his dad a cuck!)
steven?
yah
oh!
yah
i’m sorry man, dude we were kids
that’s not enough
wha* what do you want, money? y*you want my car? wh*
don’t want your stuff

[verse 6: steven (arin hanson), racer (arin hanson)]
but there’s something you can do to make this all better (anything!)
apologize to candace (who* who’s candace?)
candace d*ck fit in your mouth
(gotteem!)
yus!

- starbomb lyrics

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