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rey & finn vs han and leia - star wars rap battles lyrics

vader: in tonight’s battle we have dr. rey and f’n’-187 vs princess slaya and han yolo, traitors, take it away!

han: i love a battle, this oughta be lots of fun
those are the eyes of a man who wants to run
leia: your raps are trash
and i guess that kinda makes sense
rey’s from a garbage heap and finn works in sanitation

han: when you’re fresh to death
man, it’s easy to breathe
you got a lot learn, and it’s easy to see
you stole your style from unkar plutt who stole his style from irving boys who stole their style from ducain who stole his style from me

leia: you’re a fly in the cream
trying to fake the cl-ssics
i think you overestimate your chances
han: the longer you wait, the longer you linger
leia: the more this battle will slip through your fingers
facin’ a hutt slayer better stand down on the double
han: get ready to rumble
both: you stepped to a power couple
han: knockin the air out from you
if you stumble out your bubble
leia: now we’re making you fools choke like i made old jabba the hutt do

finn: what the heck were you expecting when you were expecting?
you got a sith lord in your stomach, use the force to “correct it”
rey: yo, kylo ren…might not been half as bad
if han solo hadn’t been a deadbeat dad
finn: take a second, take a minute, take a mental pause

rey: ‘cause we’d all be better off if this mom went through menopause
finn: your father blew up planets, your son is his descendant
if you can still get pregnant, i wouldn’t recommend it
finn: [ugly vest!]
rey: he think he a hot dad
finn: [stupid dress!]
rey: her outfit is all bad
finn: [how old are you now?]
rey: she’s having a hot flash
there goes a dianoga ‘cause their verses are hot trash

finn: took the wrong path, got a tramp stamp of a womp rat, who wants that?
i’d rather smell jabba p-ss gas, have a one night stand with boss n-ss
rey: i shoot from the hip, if you push me, get the whole clip
and i don’t need a man, …i fly my own ship!

leia: your weak flow/will never be equal to the regal
you’re not us!
han: shoot, you were brought up on the prequels
no vader, no yoda no jabba, no boba no chewie
leia: um hun all of those characters did appear in those movies

both: and they still sucked
leia : ya sk!lls just don’t build up
to mine/han’s
han: icons
leia can’t ever k!ll us
han: we battled vader we ain’t ever getting old
leia: you imitators are fakers can’t hang with originals
han: for 20 years you’ve been stranded in the sand
leia for 40 years my brand has been in demand
han: finn spent his life in a can
leia: listen kids, you better act right like you’ve been given a chance

han: yo, look how she’s stuck holdin’ her man, do you even know how to rap without him holding your hand?
leia: fan girl over han, calculating your chance
han: i got the baddest chick in the galaxy
leia: and here she stands

rey: my name is rey from jakku, i’ll cut down all of your crew
finn: they call me finn and i’m winning, you ancient losers are through
rey: you’re getting older, it’s scary, your friends got rolled up and buried
rey: they went from living legendary to dead and rotting in the cemetery
finn: in wookie years, chewbacca’s like four-hundred-and-thirty
skip the taxidermy, hurry, turn that beast into jerky

rey: but don’t you dare shoot his face
finn: naw, i’m aimin’ for chest and legs…
rey: it’s time to put that dog down… [put his head above my fireplace]
these rebels are barely worth…
finn: half a portion each

rey: so i’ll break ‘em down and trade ‘em in, take the falcon, clip its wings
swinging with that weaponry ’til heads and necks are separate things
separate ‘em, devastate ‘em, aldaraan ‘em, rest in peace

finn: me and rey and bb-8, greatest team that’s ever made
add poe and maz, that’s even hotter, why’d you haters even bother?
rey: heard a rumor
finn: you’re their daughter?
rey: no, this one is even odder
this one needs the vader voice…
both: luke is kylo’s father

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