simp king - st4bility lyrics
[intro sketch]
yo, yo, what up, what up! it’s me, simpking42069!
you know all the ladies love me!
listen, listen…why don’t you just take your boy’s credit card and help keep this stream goin’?
thanks for your donation, baby. i love ya!
[ludwig dialogue]
ludwig…
i was gonna make a verse shouting you out…
but then you decided to go back
when you left twitch, you inspired me to do the same, man
i’m disappointed
anyway…
[opening verse]
‘ey!
time to take the “trigger warning” off, put the “b” in its place
“twitch” is now just “b*tch” to me**really, them’s the breaks!
purple like illicit substance, what you cookin’ up?
’cause i smell some bad things goin’ on, the game is up!
y’all got onlyfans models spreadin’ aids in people’s feed
just make your logo black and orange, would be a lot more honest
didn’t know that when i stopped streaming on your site i’d plant a seed
but i’m not going back, back then i made a promise!
and this is all just surface level, but i bet it goes deeper
after all, you can’t even get your f*ckin’ policies right
allowed “artistic nudity,” then walked it back in a few days?
you would have seen it coming if you just had the foresight!
see, even as someone watchin’ from the outside in
you got so much dirt that comes to light, i can’t get away
so let’s take a look at some of the stories you’ve tossed in the bin
’cause for these, i have a couple words i want to say!
[knocking verse]
knock knock! who’s there? ah, it’s an invitation
for harassment via a feature n0body asked for!
twitch, y’know how people have an open conversation?
i’ll let you in on a little secret, it’s a thing called discord!
by the way, who the f*ck’s promotin’ this thing?
your so*called “ambassador” who moves like a f*ckin’ child?
also, what the f*ck is with these f*ckin’ defaults?
if someone leaves twitch over this, it’s twitch’s f*ckin’ fault!
[dankpods verse]
didn’t pay that one aussie drummer, f*ck was up with that?
is it ’cause you already got a drummer, think you don’t need another?
well, when your “plane” crashes down, i don’t see it “floating”
it’s “garbage time” and i think twitch needs some fixing!
listen, you’re the biggest streaming platform in the land!
you can make excuses, spin the stories how you want, but i see through
you got amazon backing you up, am i right?
then you’d better not f*ckin’ tell us you don’t have the means to make things right!
[dr disrespect verse]
spent four years coverin’ up dr disrespect?
twitch, i think you’ve just heightened my disrespect!
kdot better get a verse together for you all (they not like us!)
’cause you just #pickedaside, and the one you picked was wrong!
wanna see someone chip through the dirt, expose more that we don’t see
might as well “kick” back and change your name to “embassy”
say, who else is movin’ sus? i think we need an emergency meet
wait, wouldn’t it be crazy if the next exposé was**[bleep]
[beat switch]
alright, this is where it gets personal
’cause these are my people
and i don’t like it when you mess with my people
[vtuber verse]
so we ain’t “real”**what, that ain’t good enough for ya?
lopsided policy enforcement**what the f*ck is wrong with ya?
and some of these people are your partners, yet you stab them in the back?
what, did you just blindfold yourselves and start blasting?
i got friends and i got oshis who stream on your platform
and every day, i have to worry about their channels disappearing
this is serious! some of them rely on vtubing for a living!
and if they show the “wrong” type of skin, you wanna punish ’em for it?
i’m glad gunrun left to start vshojo, y’all didn’t deserve him
and it makes me wonder if there’s something we don’t know
maybe he saw this coming, didn’t want to be implicated
after all, he left the year alinity was poisoning your platform!
hey shondo, keep the talent away! hey merry, keep the talent away!
to anybody that don’t show their “real” face, keep the talent away!
we know how you really feel on top of being “b*tch” made
twitch, just admit you f*ckin’ hate weebs and put an end to your charade!
[spoken word outro]
so…you gonna ban me for this one?
i know you’re petty like that…
[laugh]…i’m an affiliate, y’know
the ball is in your court, twitch
whatcha gonna do?
and if you do terminate my account…
…good riddance
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