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conglomeration of curios - squirrel nut zippers lyrics

this way, ladies and gentlemen
this way to see the greatest conglomeration of curios
ever gathered together under one canvas tent in the universe
never before has anyone seen such a marvelous collection of rarities
as we have -ssembled here before you
see prince juju, bobo the sword swallower
he is also a snake charmer, ladies and gentlemen, he eats ’em alive!
see the wonderful princess karma perform a wonderful dance
on a platform suspended above the heads of all the audience
to myriad rays of tiny electric lights
and the weird music of a tom-tom orchestra
she performs this dance on the pallid surface of a silver dime!
bring your wives, friends and children
or they will reproach you in later life for this uncalled-for lack in their education!
for one dime, ten cents, two nickels you can be instructed
and let me tell you ladies and gentlemen that although her feet are perfectly rigid
every nerve!
every muscle!
every fiber!
moves like jelly in the bowl!

- squirrel nut zippers lyrics

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