d e b a u c h e r y - speakeasy the storyteller lyrics
(spelling bee skit)
moderator: “your word is debauchery.”
contestant: “debauchery… can you give me the definition?”
moderator: “excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures.”
contestant: “debauchery… can you use it in a sentence?”
(1st verse)
debauchery costing me constantly coughing evolves to wheezing
coughing up broccoli for cali flower, no poppy seed
we pop the cd in then we all spark like optimus p
rhyme off the top then stop at wawa, cop a chocolate reese’s
… shake
already got the gas in the veloster, speeding
down congress, hot*boxing after hours but it’s not the weekend
monday closer, pockets decent off this pizza delivery
grabba leaf for the evening got me geeking til i
… wake
and bake properly, copped a g off of b
and my bong is being packed like office conference meetings
wallaby the way i kick it, sipping smoking while i’m eating
chicken roasted garlic pizza, cinnamon rolls and a monster
i’m a monster when i’m on the beat i’m
… great
concocting cacophonies in my cognitive colosseum
but when i’m off it, often t**ter*tottering off the deep end
my options: monotony, poverty or the mausoleum
contestant: “d… e… b… a…”
(2nd verse)
debauchery costing me constantly foster menageries
popping bottles, deoxys the way i feel on these toxins
we flying high as a saucer, non*believer in condoms
keep spilling sauce on her thoughtlessly, haunting me psychologically
parents were fairly odd to me, marriage was failing obviously
but not to me…
wish i could wave a wand and repair it, harry potter
please share and compare your scars with me over vodka and baja b*
(..2..3)
*last long with these shots in me like i’m 50 2000
2050 i’ll probably never see like american aristocracy
teremana got her tearing off my joggers with her t**th
my johnson is rock solid
dwayne carter discography blaring but you can still hear karen’s
onomatopoeias from across the street
i’m in nirvana when my shot’s in your mouth, got her on her knees
tonight but tomorrow she’ll be gone so i gotta carpe diem
contestant: “d… e… b… a… u… c… h…”
(3rd verse)
have you ever f*cked somebody up just because you had the power to?
loved somebody but something stuck in you from how you grew up
never shutting up always tryna shout at you?
debauchery costing me constantly but i’m too coward to
pay the price, always playing nice but never take advice
rather take a vice to face and stay in flight for the night
for the night, that’s a red eye staring back in the mirror
it’s the return of the head high as soon as i’m back from a shift
spent my last cent on this spliff that i’m packing, acting as if it’s a habit i can kick
one of my greatest fears is having a kid by accident like my dad did
but i’m still back in this b*tch never wrapping my sh*t
because it feels better, that’s all i want is to feel better
she crushed the pills from her dresser, snorted ’em off the kitchen counter
with her kid around the corner, still my d*ck was down her throat
the minute the downers hit, that was my fifth encounter
with my homie’s girl, we haven’t spoken since
last time i saw him, got socked in the jaw with an open fist
and that’s only the tip of the iceberg but the story ends
the same every time: total bliss in the moment
but the moment ends, then i lose myself, lose my wealth
lose my health, lose my only friends… but that’s just who logan is
broken impulsive hopeless poser
get me something to smoke and some rum and cola to sip
here we go again
contestant: “d..e..b..a..u..c..h..e..r..y.. debauchery”
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