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what is spam? - spamtec lyrics

[chorus]
what is spam?
spam is the tie that bonds us together
and no one is better than the other
what is spam?
spam is the knife that tears us apart
i ain’t got no heart for you brother
x2

[ytcracker]
spam in my inbox, spam on the board
spam in my phone line, in my phone coord
call me mr. smith i’m the joe internet
smoking this spam like a cigarette
i forward all my sh-t to the ftc
spammer’s oasis
a beached apartments on a first-name basis
been a spamcop subscriber since ’92
f-ck a delete key, how about you?

tell these lawyers what i got, they’re on retainer
i hate spam, and i can’t say it plainer
i work all day and come home to this
v–gr-, mortgage, and teenage p-ss
why won’t they remove me?
steady abuse me
from the relays to the usenet news g’s
need a thousand filters just to keep me straight
spam is the sh-t, its the sh-t that i hate, baby

[repeat chorus]

i love deals, can’t get enough of them
put my email on the lists and get a rush of them
naked ladies, remote control cars
blue pills, diet of the stars
can’t stop ordering
refinancing my home mortgage and i know i’m not alone
we fund this business, this sh-t you call spam
i call it paperless coupons, don’t give a d-mn
i look no further than my inbox for bargains
wait a few minutes then it fills to the margins
the ‘net really everything at my fingertips
shrink my wallet and the size of my hips
i get what i want, when i want it
i can cancel anytime i want, but i won’t because i flaunt it
got so many memberships to so many sites
i can whack all i want, then call it a night

[repeat chorus]

[phlow]
yo that spam in your box? i know you probably hate it
but programmers love it, i’m that guy the creates it
yeah i said it, i’m the guy that made it
i got reasons why the weed is my brain picks up
emails lift up
see i got bills to pay
i know how to write programs in a sk!llful way
i need money in my life to fill the void
circles in the newspaper, i’m still unemployed
my wife’s annoyed
lack of sleep has got me paranoid
i can scream but no one is around to hear my scratchy voice
christmas is on the way but there is no cash to buy the toys
i don’t want to live like this but i don’t have a choice
i live inside my shadowy dark loneliness
i work all day then come home to this
what kind of home is this?
you can’t judge me, you don’t know me b-tch
i’m constantly searching for surfaces
each email feeds off my nervousness
i waste each day of my life not knowing what my purpose is
living check to check, mail to mail, seed to seed
instead to collect i cannot fail, i need some leads
i ain’t in the kitchen but i can always feel the heat
following project means my life will never be complete
so the next time you get my spam and try to f-ck me?
f-ck yourself, go whack your sh-t until its ugly
just because you can’t see me doesn’t mean that you’re above it
i keep my sh-t on lock so there is no way that you can touch me

[caller]
you f-cking -ssh0l- get me off your f-cking email list!
you’re a d-ckhead, f-ck off!

- spamtec lyrics

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