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navigate the american health care system - south park lyrics

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we’re gonna navigate the american health care system
it’s there for you and me

secretary:
just fill out those forms

we’re gonna get better
and we’re gonna be strong
and as healthy as can be

doctor:
i need to send you to imaging

let’s navigate the american health care system

secretary:
just fill out these forms

kyle:
i just* i just filled ’em out at the last place

it’s so much fun to be gеtting it done

doctor:
i can’t sign this for insurance. his original doctor needs to sign this
we go back to thе doctor
to get that thing for insurance
then go back to insurance…

*silence*

insurance worker:
we need you to get a second opinion from a doctor who’s in network

kyle:
ugh

we’re navigating the american health care system
now just watch us go
we’re getting things done, taking care of our health…

secretary:
we need these filled out and then faxed to your insurance company

we’re filling out forms
and we’re scanning those forms
and then we’re emailing those forms
to get them back to insurance

*silence*
insurance worker:
we need confirmation from a different specialist

let’s go and navigate the american health care system
it’s the best system of them all…

kyle:
no, we already talked to the insurance company. they were supposed to talk to you

and we go back to the doctor
we go back to the specialist
who talks to the insurance company
that faxes the medical advisor
who’s on a boat in the maldives

medical advisor:
no

and we’re going in one place
and we’re getting out the other place
and we’re back over here now
and i was just over there
and i’m getting confused and it’s getting dark
and my mind is all different colors
and i think i’m lost
b*tters:
hey fellas, i think i’m lost in the american health care system. fellas? fellas?! help!

- south park lyrics

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