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the ballad of eddie mullet - south austin jug band lyrics

my name is eddie, people say i’m mean
i grew my first mullet when i was thirteen
but it’s a quarter past two, i’m outside a bar
i got a gun in my hand, i got a getaway car

well i got two boys, named ’em hank and bleu
they’re both seventeen, they got mullets, too
we’ll hit the bar boys and when the lights get low
it’s the same routine son, get the money and go

it looks like i go through life without a care
you’ve seen me at the farm aid, airshows & the county fair
we’ll pull up slow and idle by the dock
hank take my pistol, and go rob that ole bait shop

to look at me well you’d never know
that i come from a trailer park with meth and tornadoes
i hear two shots ring out and i see hank run
his hands are filled with some bl**dy money and a smoking gun

hank’s mullet ain’t too long, it’s a just five and ten
it got cut 9 months ago down in the county pen
well i remember the first time my boy ever got in a jam
a thirteen year old he was smoking kools in a stolen trans am

now hanks half brother bleu his mom is from the ridge
yeah he’s got a rat*tail, now that’s a mullet hybrid
his momma’s got a hairdo, this thing needs a bottle of spray
it’s a perm french mullet that all the boys, they call it moullette
this’ll be the last night i ever see my home
i just hopped in my camaro, i was just gonna buy me a new goody comb
but there was a roadblock waiting right up ahead
it turned out at the bait shop the owner ended up dead

na, there ain’t no turning around, they’re outside my door
i’m surrounded by 8, 9 cops, ten, h*ll there’s maybe more
i know what went down, their description fit
they were looking for mullets and boys i was in deep sh*t

in my jail cell, yeah my bed is cold
they just give bologna sandwiches
they never give ya no chance at parole
but i know better, i got ole hank and bleu

they’re digging a tunnel
they’re coming after you know who

- south austin jug band lyrics

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