the max rebo band (billy joel - the pianoman) - song parodies lyrics
it’s nine o’clock down at jabba’s place
the regular crowd waddles in
there’s a weird thing sitting next to me
it has three eyes and mottled grey skin.
fett says max can you play me a memory
i’m not really sure how it goes
but it’s haunting and sweet and if you miss a beat
this carbine will blow off your nose.
la la la, de de da
la da de de da, da dum…
sing us a song now, max rebo band
sing us a song tonight
’cause we’re all in the mood for a melody
except solo, who’s in carbonite.
now jabba the hutt is a friend of mine
he gives me my life for free
and because he’s a hutt, why, we all kiss his b-tt
or the rancor will have us for tea.
he said “bo shuda, offom da tukatti!”
as he stuffed a frog into his face
but we don’t know a woid, ’cause he shot the talkdroid
so we’ll smile and nod, just in case.
sing us a song now, max rebo band
sing us a song tonight
’cause we’re all in the mood for a melody
except solo, who’s in carbonite.
sy snootles is our favourite vocalist
her face, it ain’t launching no ships.
don’t know why it behove her to go kiss a hoover
but that’s how she got those wierd lips.
a gammorean guard is headb-tting bricks
as another one gnaws on a bone
and i don’t know which has less intelligence
either those two big thugs or the stone.
oh, la la la da, de de da
la la de de da, da dum…
sing us a song now, max rebo band
sing us a song tonight
’cause we’re all in the mood for a melody
except solo, who’s in carbonite.
it’s a pretty good crowd, here at jabba’s place
it’s a killing, that’s why we’re all here
we’ll sail over the dune to the pit of carkoon
and we’ll toss someone in with a cheer.
’cause we’ve got a new droid on the pedestal
and a man in black’s come in the door
he just pointed a gun over salicious crumb
and then promptly fell through the floor.
oh, la la la da, de de da
la la de de da, da dum…
sing us a song now, max rebo band
sing us a song tonight
for the last of the jedi is down below
and the rancor is gripping him tight
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