if i had a - so good lyrics
[intro]
so good
[verse 1]
if i had a d*ck it would be ten foot long
everybody shook like
“oh, who’s dong is that?”
surely not the girl in the back
with the little yellow beret
no, that ain’t what she packs
if i had a d*ck it would stand to attention, erection
win the general election
write the entire shakespeare collection
direct citizen kane and yeah did i mention?
if i had a d*ck it would be thick like a brick
i’d stick it down your throat ’till it’s tickling your sick
tall and pink, your d*ck ugly
i wouldn’t wear pants i’d just swing it ’round in public
enormous, imma let the d*ck sing the chorus
[chorus]
you feel like home
whеre i belong
you’re whеre i’ve been searching for
you feel like home
so i’m standing strong
and i love ya
yeah i love ya baby
[verse 2]
if i had a d*ck i would love it
i would shove it in your face
it would touch outer sp*ce
if i had a wiener
i would have to sit in the back of a limosina with tina
if i had a d*ck it would do magic tricks
i would get a hat for it
it would look fabulous
high*end extravagance
have its own gravitas
if i had a d*ck i’d keep it in a cabinet, d*ck
the best d*ck, the best d*ck ever
yeah the very best d*ck (the very best)
if i had a d*ck you’d know about it
i would swing it ’round my head
i would kiss you with its lips mwah
[chorus]
you feel like home
where i belong
you’re where i’ve been searching for
you feel like home
so i’m standing strong
and i love ya
yeah i love ya baby
[outro]
yeah i love you too
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