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sheldon cooper vs alexander hamilton - snakebite126 lyrics

terrible rap battles of comic sans
sheldon cooper
versus
alexander hamilton
begin

sheldon:
im sheldon cooper, im a super dooper trooper
’bout to beat this oompa loompa party p**pin’ junior loser
you might have invented economies & been a founding father
but im from the big brain theory, im much smarter, so why bother?
i run fast like the flash on this track, you make me laugh
now i’ll sclaff this staph in half like a giraffe
you can call me bill o’ reilly when i’m spitting this fire
because i’m in a league of legends, but you’re just a liar
my fanbase is more intellectual than rick and morty’s
but this anachronism’s been irrelevant since the 1840s!
my show ended with a big bang, yours ended with a small bang
(lol noob! you got owned!)
you didn’t hit burr at all? dang!
you idiotic imbecile, acidic like amino
i run this choochoo train rap track, so call me c*lo!
its sheldon cooper who’s got the zingas
now its time to lose to hamilton, bazinga!

alexander:
bazinga? ha! your creditkarma’s out of date, dear
so i’ll bite my thumb at this knave like william shakespeare
alexander is not pandering to any lowlife adams, kid
you won’t be able to handle this, my alexander raps are sick!
we all know you’re just 20% off like a rap coupon
that explains why you 100% ripped of jimmy neutron
i got a dope show on broadway, it be very musi*cool!
so step back, i’m well renowned when it comes to winning duels
i beat up thomas jefferson, i’m the benevolent president
who didn’t k!ll that man because you don’t have any evidence
i got milk, bro, and you know that i’m quite the scholar
so bare witness to my s*xy face on 10 dollars
sheldon:
uhm…actually, your lyrics are unfactual
you’re despised by everybody!
you won’t live long and may the force be with you
because i know brain karate!
roses are red, violets are of a red*blue hue
you can’t talk about jimmy neutron
you’re just sodium chloride*y that i’m on the news
we know you’re a communist
because you said you identify as a federalist
you look mad, i can tell you’re on your periodic table of elements
im batman! you’re just a wifecheater, while im the one who knocks!
you might have sung your shot, but you can never have my spot!

alexander:
my initials are a.h. because i’ll make you scream if you try to roast me
i bring the toasty rhymes, i’ll beat you like i beat satoshi!
i watched that movie, home, though
why’d you voice oh, bro?
you’re obsessed with train conducting so much, i’ll call you jojo!
your show, fun with flags, will get flagged for copyright infringement
your whole show show should be taken down for copyright incringement
when young sheldon started, my tv was not even on
thats how much the sheldon cooper sucks at making shows

who won?
whos next?
we decide?
terrible rap battles of comic sans

- snakebite126 lyrics

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