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ultimate breakup medley - smosh lyrics

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screw you anthony-y-y!
pants always full of pee-ee-ee
you cried when your goldfish died
like a little p-ssy. screw you anthony-y-y!
gave you hepat-tis c
i vomit every time
i see your naked body

i remember at the theater where we met
the first time
you ran out the movie hecka wet
the pants kind
then you asked for a napkin to wipe it up
’cause you dropped some “water” on the front of your pants
ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh!
everyone knew the “water” was pee!
ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh!
p-ssed yourself watching paranormal activity

he thought he had perfect abs
drew them on with a sharpie
looked like a douchebag
uh uh, oh yeah
oh yeah, i’d catch him stealing superhero costumes from all the little kids
and cutting out the a-a-a-abs
putting them under tight–ss t-shirts
it was so sad, so sad

screw you anthony-y-y!
pants always full of pee-ee-ee
you cried when your goldfish died
like a little p-ssy. screw you anthony-y-y!
gave you hepat-tis c
i vomit every time
i see your naked body

i remember that one time that i caught you humming along
wearing all my clothes and dancing to my songs
was nasty, nasty, nasty-y-y-y-y
i knew you were a p-ssy when i saw you
dancing to my songs
dressed up in my high heels and my thong
with my face tattooed on your b-tt
oh, no!
why the h-ll is it on your b-tt?!
i know!
woah

and just in case
anthony tries to say, “it ain’t so,”
i secretly taped our breakup on video
one last thing
before i come to an e-e-end
i cheated on anthony
with his amazing best friend
and the greatest bowl-cut hair
and thighs oh so meaty
he’s better than anthony
and the only one for me ever

sorry anthony-y-y
but you really do smell like pee-ee-ee
and i’m with ian now
’cause his thighs are so meaty
and his b-tt cheeks are totally firmer than yours

- smosh lyrics

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