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moms are the bomb - smosh lyrics

[keith leak jr.]
hey, mom, you’re the bomb for giving us a home
and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
i’m so glad dad impregnated you
and nine months later i burst out of your womb

[ian hec-x]
i remember when i was eight
my life was going great
my sister loved snapple there was no debate
i thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank
take the plastic off the cap and put in her drink
and when she sipped it i saw her start to choke
i couldn’t foresee it’d get caught in her throat
her birthday was ruined because of my stupid mistake
she never drank snapple again and i got all her cake
thanks mom for stepping up and saving the day (you rock!)
i didn’t want you to have to find out this way (love you)
hey mom i did something that wasn’t that cool so now i gotta follow that mother’s day rule

[keith leak jr.]
hey, mom, you’re the bomb for giving us a home
and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
i’m so glad dad impregnated you
and nine months later i burst out of your womb

[anthony padilla]
and when i was 15 i messed up again
trying to impress some girls with my friends
see, i understand the ladies and here was the scoop
hot girls can’t resist the sight of burning p–p
so i found a dog, lured him up the steps
tried to feed him x-lax but he wouldn’t ingest
but i didn’t stress out, i just dealt with the glitches
i knew what i had to do to impress these b-tches
but the fire kept spreading, it wouldn’t stay put
so my momma had to stamp the cr-p out with her foot
hey, mom, i did something that wasn’t that cool so now i gotta follow that mother’s day rule

[keith leak jr.]
hey, mom, you’re the bomb for giving us a home
and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
i’m so glad dad impregnated you
and nine months later i burst out of your womb

hey, mom! you’re the bomb!
hey, mom! you’re the bomb!

[anthony, keith, and ian]
sorry we hid so many things from you years ago
but here’s a couple of other things you probably should know
i watched p-rn on the computer when i told you i never did
put a sandwich in the vcr when i was a little kid
i punched a hole in the wall and i hid it with a poster
tried to cook a pizza in the mother flippin’ toaster
threw a big -ss party everytime you were away
lied to a hot neighbor and told her i was g-y
and my fish might have died because i overfed
and i might have done some stuff with a girl in your bed, yeah

[keith leak jr.]
hey, mom, you’re the bomb for giving us a home
and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
i’m so glad dad impregnated you
and nine months later i burst out of your womb

hey, mom, you’re the bomb for giving us a home
and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
i’m so glad dad impregnated you
and nine months later i burst out of your womb

- smosh lyrics

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