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mall cop - smosh lyrics

[intro]
before sergeant anous became the legendary cop he is today, he had to work his way up the ranks as a mall cop
this is his story

[verse 1]
it’s a typical day and i was on my beat
keeping the peace of my sweet mom
then right on [?] with [?] [?] comes through
when i see some catch up and fall
wasn’t in the least so i [?] the [?]
he [?] on my [?] to ran his ass down
anous’ the name but some [?] [?] game
i’m the sheriff of this [?] town
[chorus]
’cause i’m a mall cop, baby and you’re under arrest
punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests (woo*woo!)
mall cop, baby
takes you straight in the b*lls
i’m the greatest of all, watching criminals fall

[verse 2]
as far as danger goes, most people don’t know
how insane this shopping center is
you got litter, [?], [?] spray [?]
and you’re a nation by little punk kids
so you need me to keep peace streets clean, stop [?] teens
[?] jeans [?] [?] [?]
i’m protecting you all
i’m best of the best, i’m cop of them all

[chorus]
’cause i’m a mall cop, baby and you’re under arrest
punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests (woo*woo!)
mall cop, baby
takes you straight in the b*lls
i’m the greatest of all, watching criminals fall
([?])

[verse 3]
(mall cop, baby) yes, i am
(you arrested it, baby) i’m pretty sure it was just a midget
(it was definitely a baby) no, [?] was in a diaper
([?], baby)
whatever! now tuck him in the neck
then poke him in the eye
watch the stick with the stick
but make sure he don’t die!
’cause the paperwork can be a real b*tch
[chorus]
’cause i’m a mall cop, baby and you’re under arrest
punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests (woo*woo!)
mall cop, baby
takes you straight in the b*lls
i’m the greatest of all, watching criminals fall

[outro]
[?]

- smosh lyrics

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