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anything you can do i can do dumber - smosh lyrics

anything he can do, i can do dumber
i can do anything dumber than him
no, you can’t
yeah, i can
no, you can’t
yeah, i can
quit talking cr-p
and prove you’re dumb, man

to get around town
i can ace this race
i roll down the street
with shopping carts as skates
i always take first dates
to da club with my mum
i run through airports
screaming about my lip balm

you think that’s dumb?
that ain’t s–t, son
i misplaced my hammer
so i used a nail gun
blow dry my hair
while i take a nap in the bath
i stuck my tongue to a frozen pole
and it hecka sucked -ss

anything you can do, i can do dumber
i can do anything dumber than you
no, you can’t
yeah, i can
no, you can’t
yeah, i can
quit talking cr-p
and prove you’re dumb, man

dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, du-dumb, dumb, du-dumb

dumb! forgot to put lemons
in my lemon meringue pie
dumb! hold my breath through a tunnel
and almost died
dumb! siphoned gas out of a septic tank
dumb! tagged myself a selfie
when i tried to rob a bank
dumb! lit fireworks in my room
to hear them go pop
dumb! built a fully functional humanoid robot
er, dude… that’s not dumb at all. that’s… actually kind of brilliant
oh, er…
peed into a bottle and gave it to a cop

hahahaha!
anything you can do, i can do dumber
i can do anything dumber than you
no, you can’t
yeah, i can
no, you can’t
yeah, i can
quit talking cr-p
and prove you’re dumb, man

i can eat my phone
to take a pic of my heart
i can scratch my own back
’cause i cut off my arm
gave a scary biker a free prostate exam
to impress a hitchhiker
i lit my fart inside a van
what?

- smosh lyrics

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