my grandma and my dog - smooch (nj) lyrics
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my grandma smoked weed for the first time today
’cause she doesn’t wear glasses on her eyes
she thought it was a cigarette and took a couple hits
now she’s baked like her homemade apple pie
and i said, “hey, grandma, what’d you think?”
and she said, “it was pretty cool”
it was pretty cool
my dog got high for the first time today
’cause he eats everything that’s in his path
he ate a special brownie that i left out on the table
now he’s playing tеxas hold ’em in the bath
and i said, “hey, doggiе, what’d you think?”
and he said, “arf arf arf”
arf arf arf
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