wiping dilemma - smokin' d lyrics
[chorus]
here i sit all alone, doing my thing on the throne
the wife and kids are not home, and something is terribly wrong
the toilet paper is gone, the wiping dilemma is on
[verse]
the rags are just out of reach, how will i clean these cheeks
no one can hear me scream, why can’t this just be a dream
the toilet paper is gone, the wiping dilemma is on
[chorus]
the scent in here is so strong, i’ll probably be dead by dawn
it seems i’ve been hеre so long, how could i have been so wrong
the toilеt paper is gone, the wiping dilemma is on
[verse]
there’s an old maxi pad in the trash, or a lid to some cream for a rash
my options are now very few, i’m wondering what i should do
the toilet paper is gone, the wiping dilemma is on
[chorus]
a toothbrush, a shoe, or a comb. i wish my wife would get home
my undies, my socks, or my hand. i really don’t like this plan
the toilet paper is gone, the wiping dilemma is on
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