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christmas 2013: the 12 idiots of christmas - smg4 lyrics

[verse 1]
on the first day of christmas, the princess threw at me
a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

[verse 2]
on the second day of christmas, the princess threw at me
two teletubbies
and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

[verse 3]
on the second day of christmas, the princess threw at me
three magic rocks!
two teletubbies
and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!
[verse 4]
on the fourth day of christmas, the princess threw at me
four p*ssed*off cops
three magic rocks!
two teletubbies
and a bowl of cookеd spaghetti*blah!

[verse 5]
on the fifth day of christmas, the princеss threw at me
five hours of justin bieber!!!
four p*ssed*off cops
three magic rocks!
two teletubbies
and a bowl of cooked spaghetti*oh god…

[verse 6]
on the sixth day of christmas, the princess threw at me
six pianos chomping
five hours of justin bieber!!!
four p*ssed*off cops
three magic rocks!
two teletubbies
and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

[verse 7]
on the seventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me
seven s*xy surprises
six pianos chomping
five hours of justin bieber!!!
four p*ssed*off cops
three magic rocks!
two teletubbies
and a bowl of cooked spaghetti*aah! jesus christ!!!
[verse 8]
on the eighth day of christmas, the princess threw at me
eight r*t*rded jokes
seven s*xy surprises
six pianos chomping
five hours of justin bieber!!!
four p*ssed*off cops
three magic rocks!
two teletubbies
and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

[verse 9]
on the ninth day of christmas, the princess threw at me
nine ass rippings!
eight r*t*rded jokes
seven s*xy surprises
six pianos chomping
five hours of justin bieber!!!
four p*ssed*off cops
three magic rocks!
two teletubbies
and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

[verse 10]
on the tenth g*y of christmas, the princess threw at me
ten pikachus!
nine ass rippings!
eight r*t*rded jokes
seven s*xy surprises
six pianos chomping
(*unintelligible gibberish*)
four p*ssed*off cops
three magic rocks!
two teletubbies
and a bowl of big b00bies
[verse 11]
on the eleventh day of christmas, the princess threw at me
eleven shirtless men. heh heh
ten pikachus
nine ass rippings!
eight r*t*rded jokes
seven santa’s s*xy underwears
six pianos chomping
five hours of justin bieber!!!
four p*ssed*off cops
three magic rocks!
two teletubbies
and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

[verse 12]
weegee weeg, weegee weegee, weegee weegee weeg
weegee weegee weegee!
(*exclaiming while fighting*)
where is my jewels?
i came in like a wrecking ball!
yep, i’m done. what the h*ll is going on?
seven s*hi guys!
oh my god!!!
i love you mario!!!
shut up!
(*unintelligible gibberish*)
wha! ooooohoohoohoo!!!
tubby custard! tubby custard!
uh…

[outro]
and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!
(weegee weegee weegeeeeeeee!! weegee?)

- smg4 lyrics

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