androgynous disco - slipstream splashback lyrics
i was watching the football
i was watching the world cup in a pub i can′t remember
diego “the b*st*rd” maradonna. he has a freakout; he hits the ball with his hand!
it’s then counted. and concluded. england are bumped out! (for f*ck′s sake!)
i was waiting on me garlic and chips, when i spied a gorgeous girl
at the bar, i gotta shoot my sh*t
i gave the ol’ routine a whirl
a pint of ruddles, please!
check out my new friends *rs*
a pint of doom bar please!
and a shot for my new farce
the flirting starts and she decides to stand up
she’s got a height of six foot three
her low*pitched voice started up a reply
but you′ll never guess what happened to me…
the bl**dy b*st*rds who ran the pub told me i had to go home!
they told me i was “too drunk”
and that i smacked some drag queen′s bum!
diego
the b*st*rd
maradonna
got away with
my new hot
blonde girlfriend
suddenly reveals to me…
her name was actually brian and she was a p*n*s haver too, bro
i tell her “it’s something worth trying!” and then i danced androgynous disco
no matter wherever we are
we′ll dance androgynous disco
no matter wherever we are
we’ll dance androgynous disco
i′m an english man abroad, now i’m finally gonna go home
but before i hit the bogs, i′m gonna have one more pint…
get me a pint of tennent’s. head outside the door
give brian a wee wink and say i’ll be back for more
no matter wherever we are
we′ll dance androgynous disco
no matter wherever we are
we′ll dance androgynous disco
no matter wherever we are
we’ll dance androgynous disco
no matter wherever we are
we′ll dance androgynous disco
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