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kings of virginity - slash kolona lyrics

kings of virginity lyrics
[verse 1: slash kolona]
(ay c’mon)
i was told by my mama, “no s*x before marriage”
got to wait to wear a ring before i touch an undercarriage
she wanted me to stay away from all the stinky hoes
but she didn’t say sh*t about f*ckin’ my bros
now we suckin’ and cuckin’ and f*ckin’
then we find out
that a girl was comin’ over so we had to go all out
if we put our d*cks together then i’d surely have no doubt
that i could lose my v*card with my little bean sprout
got rejected, corrected, neglected, h*rny levels unaffected
p*n*s еrected but it’s infectеd
guess it was expected
i just want some p*ssy man f*ck my career
now my p*n*s finally has a chance to f*ckin’ disappear

[chorus: slash kolona]
cause we’re the kings of virginity
accidental chastity
but we have [?] tenacity
no s*x is a calamity
but we’re the kings of virginity

[verse 2: b.b.]
what’s up it’s b.b
i’m the ultimate wee
i f*ck you while you sleep in the back of my jeep
she playin’ hard to get like rukia kuchiki
she be actin’ kinda moochy but i came back in that coochie
i was chillin’ at the party when a girl touched my b*tt
it was accidental but i busted a nut
we were partying hard like it’s 1987
she touched my b*tt again
and my d*ck went to heaven
i pulled up to a chick
man her ass was so thick
i took her to my room
and she whipped out her d*ck
i’ve been tryna f*ck this beauty like all day long
she smelt my stinky peepee through my batman thong
[chorus: slash kolona & b.b.]
and we’re the kings of virginity
accidental abstinence
not tryna keep our innocence
i just jizzed inside my pants
we’re the kings of virginity

[verse 3: ko*d clapman]
b*tch is stupid
okay, cupid
hittin’ up the ma for a little bit of fluid
the girl got nude and my problem was rooted
tissues in my cubby you could say i’m well suited
casey on the track
hit it from the back
never suck a sack but i’ll like a little crack (what?)
lady was french
took me to the bench
said, “tilt over and drop your pants,” (what?)
next thing i knew
the clip*on my shoe
she was strapping on
my face turned blue
then i run away
no h0m* just say
i must belong to the kings of virginity
[chorus: slash kolona]
kings of virginity
not on purpose purity
oopsie*doopsie celibacy
i have a small and dry peepee
cause we’re the kings of virginity

[verse 4: biggie cumsock]
(here’s the big one!)
biggie cumsock
the booty i rock
with a rock*hard c*ck
always got no socks
ain’t swingin’ with the g*y
i ain’t rollin’ that way
but you whip out that c*ck
i’ma say okay
sucker for the coochie
pack got me all loopy
took it in the b*tt and released all of my gloopy
thighs feelin’ soupy cause i took it from a groupie
now your b*tch i call my new b
and the cat is super doopy
now i’m rollin’ up that doobie
take a puff
and my dude look kinda buff and your girl want it rough
so i let her eat my sp*nk and she feelin’ h*lla pumped
came in her eye
now she feelin’ all my chumps
hard in her guts
now she coochie got the lumps
this taint ain’t so quaint
when i splatter like paint
and she give me the good brain
and my b*lls go insane
got me feelin’ like i’m gucci mane
but it ain’t 2006
kicked a baby for the kicks
call me youngboy
i got seven kids
your b*tch had one so i gave her h*lla bank
now you know why her p*ssy so stank
(ay c’mon c’mon)
[chorus: slash kolona]
kings of virginity
unintended non perverse
incidental s*xual thirst
sub to slashmaster universe
and we’re the kings of virginity*ay*ay*ay*ay*ay*ay*ay

[verse 5: grunge mormon club]
d*ck!
f*ck!
grunge mormon club
feelin’ f*ckin’ fly like an easy*bake oven
now i know what you’re thinking
no, i don’t touch my cousin
chewin’ five gum
stimulate your *n*s
better say no h0m* i don’t f*ck with all that g*yness
call me white and wonder cause i make all this bread
i called a midget over f*cked and moved the whole d*mn bed
beatin’ my b*tch with a battle axe
recordin’ all her screams for the demo tracks
no i don’t f*ck cause that sh*t is a sin
but your mrs. says she wants to come over again
to worship
of course
the name of the lord
i wouldn’t ever let your mrs. play with my sword
i’m gonna wait ’til marriage like the big man plans
but that don’t mean you can’t catch these hands
i’m gonna take your mama out and treat her with class
and when the lord ain’t lookin’ i’ma f*ck that ass

[outro: grunge mormon club]
f*ck that ass
f*ck that ass
f*ck*f*ck*f*ck*f*ck*f*ck that ass
f*ck that ass
f*ck that ass

- slash kolona lyrics

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