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threw it on the ground (cover) - skiddelz lyrics

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[verse 1]
i was walking through the city streets
and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
“run faster, jump higher.”
man, i’m not gonna let you poison me

[chorus]
i threw it on the ground
you must think i’m a joke
i ain’t gonna be part of your system, man!
pump that garbage in another man’s veins

[verse 2]
i go to my favorite hotdog stand
and the dude says, “you come here all the time. here’s one for free.”
i said “man, what i look like? a charity case?”
i took it…

[chorus]
and threw it on the ground
i don’t need your handouts
i’m an adult! please!
you can’t buy me, hot dog man

[verse 3: andy samberg]
at the farmers market with my so*called “girlfriend”
she hands me her cell phone—says it’s my dad
man, this ain’t my dad!
this is a cell phone
[chorus]
i threw it on the ground
what you think, i’m stupid?
i’m not a part of your system
my dad’s not a phone! duh!

[verse 4]
some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
what you want me to do with this? eat it?

[chorus]
happy birthday to the ground!
i threw the rest of the cake, too
welcome to the real world, jackass!

[bridge]
so many things to throw on the ground
like this, and this, and that, and even this
i’m an adult!

[verse 5]
two hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph

[chorus]
ground!
n0body wants your autograph!
phonies!
[verse 6]
then, the two phonies got up
turned out they had a taser
and they tased me in the b*tthole
fell to the ground, the phonies didn’t let up
tasin’ on my b*tthole over and over
i was screaming and squirming
my b*tthole was on fire

[outro 1]
the moral of the story is
you can’t trust the system
man!

[outro 2]
i threw it on the groooooooouuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnndddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *breathes in* (screams like a pterodactyl)

- skiddelz lyrics

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