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hader - skid2 lyrics

[intro]

trippin’ over…
you ever tripped over?
i’ve never done it!

[verse 1]

riding in the whip while i trip with a chick with a d*ck
i don’t judge, i don’t snitch, i’m the judge, ay
find me in the courtroom smoking the victim’s ashes
i don’t give a f*ck b*tch, i know the system crashes
got money on my d*ck like i’m p*ssing cash it’s, cassius
high at the church harassing the pastor
shawty so fine i put her ass in the pasta
vin diesel in the mazda
don’t ask me what your dads done
i’m on a higher path, lost my spirit to the answer
everybody telling me i gotta find my soulmate
well i ain’t got a soul, mate! so tell me what’s the goal, mate!
ay, i’m zuckerberg at your event
awkward as h*ll but i’m the man so show respect
bet you ain’t notice yet
yeah, i’m like the potus, yeah
pretty useless, i don’t do much, i just sit there
turn on the tv and watch ‘how did she get there?!’
i’m seft yeah, b*tch i watch the office in a desk chair
young jerry stiller, don’t believe me? wait for festivus
shawty like ya boy, so she showin’ me her breast*eses
right outside the club so officer ross arresting us
right outside the club so officer ross arresting us
(ay you can’t even arres * bruh i ain’t even do sh*t, i’m clueless, bruh i’m*)
[chorus]

i’m jason segal in forgetting sarah marshall
impartial to your bullsh*t while i’m sporting a partial
plus i’m friends with bill hader motherf*cker
baby i’m just doing me, but you can hate a motherf*cker, ay!

[verse 2]

ay, i got kochie on my noshi while i’m playing tamagotchi
i ain’t saying he a cop but the badge was kinda dodgy
i got daggers in my body, getting hammered in the lobby
smoke a pack of big red, i’m a brown ricky bobby
i’m a young eminem minus the last 4 albums
how come? smoke a little weed and i’m now dumb
pursue me if the tunes looney, homie you could sue me
i moved out of time and now rumi is my roomie
got a job at the bakery and now i got bread
got a job at the cemetery, now i’m not dead
die for the week just to feel alive
eat a vibrator just to feel the vibe
[chorus]

[outro]

me & billy h chillin’, bruh!
if you ain’t believe me you a villain, bruh!

- skid2 lyrics

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