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silly vegan (a declan mckenna diss track) - sister alfred lyrics

[intro]
uh. if you hate declan mckenna make some noise! alright boys, i’m going in. uh. okay!

[verse one]
hi to my fave ironing board with a wig
you’re so zany and scary lad it makes me sick
yeah you are a rancid white man
and we sister alfred are not a fan
think you’re funny with your beans this beans that
but u do that to distract from the fact that you’re a rat
you make scary tweets and not to mention the tiktoks
we are so much better than you and we have big c*cks

[verse two]
we are scheming, and you’re a silly vegan
i really hate u, got so much cash my pocket bleeding
when you fell off the balcony, wе were beaming
sistеr alfred’s music is so good its exceeding

[verse three]
all expectations, we moving across the nation
meanwhile you have an obsession with sea shanty dummy declan
you are so fake*lan, you lead us to aggression
i am cooler than you, vote for me in the next election!
brazil, more like daddy chill
more like this ain’t a drill, more like u making me ill
kind of impressive how you wrote that at age fifteen
jk not at all u bean
guess who left harvard at that age, me!

[verse four]
we’ll beat you soon but we’re just a bit tardy
you’re going down eventually darling
we’ll get back like paul mccartney
i will only stop if you marry
me, cus as much as i hate you u kinda cute
make me your queen, and ill make you my dude
we can listen to abba together and eat some vegan food
oh f*ck i backtracked, time to once again get rude

[verse five]
you look like you smell musty
if you were a metal you would be rusty
i am totally not gonna busty
a nut look at u bc u so ugly
your mullet is cash
but the all the rest is trash
you have a stinky moustache
cus of it you get backlash
you’re a tea drinking poo
a guitar playing one too
yeah you better believe its true
when i see the word dummy i think of you
you missed some days of the advent calendar on christmas
bet you thought i forgot bout that you b*tch ass
but we dec heads we are very sad
and now that we think you’re a stupid lad
i want you to go cry to your dad
and im going to beat your ass

[outro]
*gratuitous heavy breathing*
um. i hate declan mckenna so much
i hate him. i’ve never had a crush on him. ever
f*ck you
um
*unexplainable screech*

- sister alfred lyrics

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