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scott the woz vs nitrorad - sir rap battles lyrics

sir rap battles!
scott the woz!
versus!
nitrorad!
begin!

scott:
hey all, scott here! aw sh*t, it’s you again!
the guy who makes up for the dent in his wallet
by chasing youtube trends!
it’s true he tends to bash on jimmy neutron with his “rad” takes
but he couldn’t make his sub count take off if he used adsp*ce!
serve a square in a rap like a wendy’s employee
reviewing games n0body knows? man, you bore me
your content’s shovelware i’d find on the wii
viewers digging through garbage, bubsy 3d!
oh please, those tweets arе a pain to read through
n0body loves you, i should call you the wii*u!
push my b*ttons and you’rе taking l’s
like you played amiibo festival. ring a bell?
you graduated film school and acquired a lot of debt for your loans
i spent my dough better on piles of chips ahoy for a joke
parodied the andre show? (oh!) but your humor lacks taste though
that second channel you own? that sh*t absolutely blows

nitro:
for a guy who hates breath of the wild, i thought you’d be more bitter
now i’m taking over this battle like it’s your twitter
screaming over chibi*robo, no surprise you’re the nerd’s successor
but you can’t really write, i you’ll just borderlines forever
you’re a wannabe sitcom with no budget
so just like your little dumb beard, you should cut it
no one wants to watch a video about the box
if you’re wozniak, scott, then i’m steve jobs
its a bargain bin christmas the way you litter your vids with
sh*tty skits that are just witless, my guy there’s no way you’ll win this
cuz i’m nitrorad (yeah!) k!lling this youtube game better than you have
musically amateur with the cr*p you sang
go and ask brady if i can make a funnier short film than you can!
and you pack no beef, makes sense you hang with vegans
but it’s not the first time that i’m leaving mario players beaten!
scott:
are my tastes just bad..? am i the one to blame…?
or is it just that james’ vids are dumb and lame!
got my skits to tv, there’s like nothing that i can’t do
took over jontron on reddit, you couldn’t even crush an ant, dude!
this rayman fan couldn’t hope to disarm me
content so repetitive like wii’s icarly!
you get by selling out with shirts
while i support good causes when i’m dishing out merch
it’s awesome baby! when you keep striving to prove your worth
but the only way you’ll break a leg is with the madden curse!

nitro:
sure you landed on tv, but don’t forget how it all happened
only managed to gain traction through the shoutouts that you salvaged
i’ll go ziplash at this has*been showered in copies of madden
let me spit facts: this rap is just like tinder: we’re no match, b*tch!
i’ll be fatally framed for this beating i’m giving
i’ve been breaking boundaries while you’re shilling gex
your panel is something i couldn’t attend even if you stopped acting like a nervous wreck
unlike your virginity, scott, you lost this battle
so go ahead and suck my floppy fortnite d*ck, assh0l*!

- sir rap battles lyrics

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