top ten list - sir mix-a-lot lyrics
[spoken: sir mix*a*lot, “christie”, ?]
this my microphone? cool
is it on out there? uh*huh? cool
hey, christie what?
christie what?
come here for a second
[?] get your d*mn room
c’mon, check my sh*t out, why you always strippin’ and sh*t?
you know what i’m sayin?
you got 25 seconds till you’re on
25 seconds? i*i*i got no boogers in my nose, and then, right?
everything’s cool, right?
you’re not wearing no d*mn makeup, what’s wrong with you?
here’s your list
that’s when i was doin’ that sh*t, my top 10 list?
yep that’s cool, that’s cool
alright, hey n*gga
hey n*gga
get the croud goin, motherf*cker
man, f*ck you alright
ready? yeah, i’m ready
here we go, 3, 2, 1
*crowd cheering*
yeah, what’s up, what’s up?
my boy funk daddy on them keys
yeah, in the hizzouse
ain’t no sense in wastin’ no time, y’all
ima get right to it
in my left hand: tonight’s top 10 list
*crowd cheering*
from the home office in bumf*ck, montana
*crowd quiets*
what, y’all don’t like bumf*ck?
the category for tonight is: top 10 complaints of a player hater
that’s right, y’all know who he is
top 10 complaints of a player hater
number 10: *drumroll*
i ain’t like the n*gga, n*gga ain’t ever gave me no money, f*ck mix*a*lot
haha, b*tch
number 9: *drumroll*
other busters is gettin’ paid, what’s up with me?
*laughter*
number 8: *drumroll*
i need some money for napkins so i can wipe this sh*t off my nose
*laughter* ha, ass*kissin’ b*st*rd
number 7: *drumroll*
so what if you paid my rent, you paid it late
*crowd cheering* ha, yeah
number 6: *drumroll*
baby, you don’t wanna be with mix because i can love you like that
*crowd cheering*
hahahaha, do i really need to go to number 1?
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