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auction for tricks - sir mix-a-lot lyrics

a very good evening, this is your announcer “”
now, let’s meet the contestants
alright gentlemen, and maybe some ladies of that certain persuasion

she comes from the land of under* down under
the five foot seven hard body of love from melbourne, austrailia
please welcome robin nuts

alright boys, her motto is “one in the front, and some in the junk”
she stands and sometimes bends
a moist five foot four inches of intensity
hailing from lincoln city, oregon
the coastal concoction, please welcome anita hummer

and now welcome, the lady of lavish
melons that make the chiquita banana lady blush
good to the last bite
gentlemen, a true champion of longevity
and she puts the “o” in her hometown
please welcome from oakland, california: latasha simmons

and now boys, please welcome to the mix
a lot of firm attention is needed for this l*sty, bathing beauty
gentlemen, don’t be shy to offer a hand to this little morsel in distress
an ass so tight, she can whistle for the deaf
please welcome, from hawk prairie, wisconsin: misty lancelot
alright gentlemen, just as a friendly reminder, this is no telethon in the beginning of september
we will be taking your bids in just a few minutes for these l*sty, lively ladies
now keep in mind, we do accept visa, mastercard, check, money order
if you have cars, trucks, vans, suvs, we’ll even take your house
and if things are not so great with ya, we’ll even take your single or double*wide mobile
and if you’re a car salesman, bring your wife in, we’ll do the car thing, we’ll even d*cker with ya

- sir mix a lot lyrics

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