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sales pitch - simply hollow lyrics

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hey there kiddo, what a surprise
wanna get a [specil deal] [only $4.99]
wanna get big, get rich, get [hot singles]
you’ll be bigger and better than a [i’m getting the tingles!]

every single day, [lonely hearts] like you
come [one and all!] for my sales [over the moon!]
[please don’t leave!!!] i’ve so much [a lot]
you know i know you wanna be a [big shot]

if you ask me [we know you love deals]
so drop on by for a [lifetime meal]
[won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?]
buy my [sales!] everything [on demand]

wanna hear a joke? [listen here you little*] [$$$]
i’m the [best in the biz], have a sit
when you’ve gone too far in the [level] and i’m locked
you’ll wanna [like and subscribe] for more [hyperlink blocked]

woah woah woah, let’s [slow down,]
you feel like you’re going to [don’t let him drown]
[pool noodles on sale] and [*rope, bombs?] too
i have some time to set aside for you

come over here, [new deal on] [the big one]
settle in, have a [18+], drink up
do you hear the call of the caller calling
you call out the caller for calling [stalling]
[i think we can come to an agreement]
deals are [hot!] sales are [steaming!]
pull my [no strings on me!]
brand new discounts, far as you can see

take me to the place i can go and be free
i mean all you need is a gen*eral key
we can’t get off track when the track’s where i’ll be
suddenly freedom is awful to see

hey, you, listen here
looking for something to conquer your fears?
come buy from me, i’ve got the best deals
you won’t need another shop, i’ve got some steals!

hey, you, listen here
i know you want something, so let’s shift gears
your satisfaction is guaranteed
[little sponge] buy one get one [freedom]

congratulations, [you win a prize!]
you’ll be screaming of [oh god, my eyes!]
don’t you wanna know what i’ve got in store?
do you see the light behind the open door?

[it’s all trash!] that’s what they said to me
so i made myself comfy [dealing with laundry]
trust me [krispy] you want what i’ve got
you know i know you wanna be a [big shot]
[hochi mama!] you got a lot of [kromer]
it’s almost starting to give me a [kromer]
with that kinda cheese you could out[krom] a [kromer]
it’s a wonder how now you are [such a loner]

but don’t you fret, now i’ve got you here
you’ll be [bigger and better] than all your peers
i’m not one to back away from a deal
i’m not him, i swear i’m real!

[mike? do you hear me?]
of course you do! now let’s see
do you want [item 1] or [item 2]’s on me
for just a small 10 [kromer] fee

for a lifetime deal, you could [set me free!!!]
for a [limited time offer], you could cut my [strings]
for some [great savings], you could let me [flee!]
your [heartshapedobject] is all i need

[now’s your chance to be a big shot]
for a [lonely heart] like you, that’s not even a lot
[come on, baby] let me go
unleash me, release me, [sale on coats]

let me into [heaven] i’ll be a real boy
i know you have it in you, i feel it in my [loins]
this is the final act, the end all be all
strings attached? let me go! [brawl!]
hey, you, listen here
looking for something to conquer your fears?
come buy from me, i’ve got the best deals
you won’t need another shop, i’ve got some steals!

hey, you, listen here
like what you see? i know you do, dear
everything i’ve got is authentic and real
only $4.99, seal the deal!

hey, you, listen here
you want it, i’ve got it, just sign right here
your satisfaction is guaranteed
on the dotted line, finish the deed

hey, you, listen here
i’ve got what you want, right over near
[there is no audience] so much a lot
[now’s your chance to be a big shot]

we’ve reached the process of finalization
and you still never came to the realization
this goes against most sales regulations
but you don’t care, do you? [authorization]

acquired, now let’s see
[is this just fantasy]
no, it’s real, i’m finally free
no more [cash back, guaranteed]

i see you can [big shot], your [soul] now yellow
i see [determination] in all you [fellows!]
you can’t take this from me, i’m no longer below
all you mortal beings, i’m [ n e o ]

i’m gonna be free, i’m gonna be rich
i’m gonna be famous, i’m gonna stitch
myself back together out of my ditch
[thank you for listening to my sales pitch]

- simply hollow lyrics

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