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cyril diss - sim dane lyrics

[intro: robert kubica]

yes this is robert kubica and the gang. (roba*rob)
there is this guy, cyril abiteboulsh*t, (bullsh*t)
we have a little message for him

[verse 1: robert kubica]

roba open up the cypher with a bulging bag o’ bars
bars o’ soap, beat you up if you call rob not up to par!
i was in a renault once, you think it was a fast car?
only time i had some fun in it was when i crashed it hard!

robert worked 90 hours every week to be a star
pushed it to the limits on the quali, pulled the magic card
who could find a tenth or two per corner but me
maybe one spanish driver i was sposed to win with
now we’re both scarred

had a break, heartbreak, went broke
broke bones, broke the bonds with scuderia
broke bread with massa, oh!
took a break from the renault, i didn’t think it was so cold
but when i wanted to return they didn’t want me in their slow car!
cyril told me f*ck off, i told him to take the leader role
i know all the guys at renault better than he does
he barely knows the team, they hold their breath when he’s on spending spree
‘cause he thinks sh*t is free but doesn’t accept when he doesn’t reach goal

drives a micro car, he doesn’t know nothing but being slow
where’s the hope? why do renault drivers always end up broke?
a f*cking joke, bro he’s responsible for what he called ‘a bit of bullsh*t’
speak the truth, you ran the renault team to null!

[verse 2: kevin magnussen]

ja, kevin magnussen
(yeah, kevin magnussen)

started’ karneren pa podiet, troede jeg var sejrsklar!
(started the career on the podium, i thought i was victory ready)
det sejled bar’ for bouiller og den sneglfart der var i bilen
(it didn’t work for bouiller and the snail speed in the car)
bed min’ negle, vidste det var fejlet for min gamle far
(bit my nails, i knew it had failed for my old father)
snakked’ med en masse chefer for at få neglet en chance
(talked to loads of bosses to nail a chance)
‘15 var en kæmpe brøler, var for sent ude
(‘15 was a huge mess up, i was too late)
kigged’ med og snakked’ med en franskmand med et løtte om sæde
(looked along and talked along with a frenchman promising a seat)
kæmpe fejl spasseren gav mig en langsom lorteslæde
(huge mistake, the r*t*rd gave me a slow sh*tbox)
jeg troed’ trofæet var i horisonten måtee æde kamelen
(i thought the trophy was in the horizon, had to deal with it)
han mente, jeg var god for holdet
(he figured i was good for the team)
men han har et problem med loyalitet, følte mig bollet
(but he has a problem with loyalty, i felt b*tt f*cked)
hvis du spørger cyril hvad der gør næste sæson bedre
(if you ask cyril what makes the next season better)
sy’s han det’ fjollet at arbejd’ pa billen, bar’ skift din kører
(he thinks it’s silly to work on the car, just change your driver)
jeg blev clean*cutte!
(i was cut off cleanly!)

så her har du den igen, din gamle rotte
(so here you have it once again, you old rat)
ligesom nico kan du få en hilsen om at silk’ min’ boller
(just like nico you can have a greeting ‘bout sucking my b*lls)
jeg har magten her hoes haas, man kan vist sige, vi har byttet roller
(i got the power at haas, one could say we switched roles)
med dine lederevner får vi dig i sænk, din gamle sjoller!
(with your leader sk!lls, we’ll sink your ship, old idiot!)
(robert kubica: robba*robba*robba*robba)

[chorus: carlos sainz]

i’m carlos, the smooth operator!
i’ve been in cyril’s claws before!
he don’t give a f*ck bout my career!
throw me out now where i end up? scuderia

f*ck you mate, we could have been big together!
but you made money taking in the badger!
who do you think that you are!?

[verse 3: nico hulkenberg]

yeah, i am hulk hulkenberg

thrown out of a team though i deserve to be third once
maybe you’ve heard cyril making promises, but he just loves the free words
i took the team from trash to treasure, he thought that was him!
i’ve been unlucky exactly the times i shouldn’t have been
he think the car deserves a podium, we would have wins
if he didn’t disrupt the team stability and make me spin

we were good friends, but he’s a frenchman
focussing on baguettes and aesthetics, doesn’t comprehend
how much in meant to renault that i was there for a couple seasons
until cyril fell in love with honey badgers for no reason

you think you’re rich, player? but you’re a snitch, hater!
which baker did you get your croissant brain at? little ape!
the hulk will leave a crater! this was a massive sin!
so suck my baguette, b*tch, ich bin dein überwältigen!

[verse 4: guenther steiner]

what? am i supposed to rap? (guenther! guenther steiner!)

what in the fok is the deal with this fokker?
fokking it up or the people who got love!
when you talk to guenther, you will laugh and have a blast
but the netflix*picture shows how you’re a bother!

if you come to my office and smash my office door
i will be smashing both your wife and sister on the floor
you drive banana car and spend a lot of money!
but no result could ever compensate for what the honey badger saw from you

you are an ass with very short plans!
haas is concentrating on 2025 in advance!
i talk to badger daily, ‘cause steiner’s likable!
and i think he has a few things to say to abiteboul!

[verse 5: daniel ricciardo]

oi mate, why’s the f*cking car not an ace, galah?
i’m tired of being your moolah boy, so suck it papa!
i’m gone to zak for some yakka so get on it, ocker!
you’re a snake and i’m tired of you renault wackers

sore loser…

[chorus: carlos sainz]

i’m carlos, the smooth operator!
i’ve been in cyril’s claws before!
he don’t give a f*ck bout my career!
throw me out now where i end up? scuderia

f*ck you mate, we could have been big together!
but you made money taking in the badger!
who do you think that you are!?

[bridge: fernando alonso]

alfonso…

i’m alonso, f*ck all the fuzz bro, i’m a f*cking gonzo, don’t give a f*ck yo!
i don’t wanna sign with a real old snitch guy!
renault and i got a lot of memories, right?
like crash gate and slow seasons!
bet i’m coming back? nah, bro, easy!
cyril thinks he’s got sh*t straight* straight up his ass is what i’d say!
so forget it, alonso is out
karma!

[bridge: christian h*rner] (spoken)

hey cyril, this is christian
i like how you thought you were gonna take away our shine
bring it onto renault?
you’re the biggest meme ever!
only thing shining is your forehead!

[bridge: carlos sainz] (spoken)

and this is me, carlos!
i wrote you, cyril, a hate letter
i put a stamp on it. i think. actually not sure if i sent it
did i send it, or did i don’t* didn’t send it
ah! i sent it!

[chorus: carlos sainz]

i’m carlos, the smooth operator!
i’ve been in cyril’s claws before!
he don’t give a f*ck bout my career!
throw me out now where i end up? scuderia

f*ck you mate, we could have been big together!
but you made money taking in the badger!
who do you think that you are!?

- sim dane lyrics

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