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hill top zone - sonic the hedgehog 2 - siivagunner lyrics

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[intro]
as a resident of hill top zone, it is your right to know the names and likenesses of s-x offenders living in your area. as a public service, we have created this video tape so that you, and your friends and family can stay safe, stay aware, and even have a little fun… enjoy

{hook 1]
the state of florida has asked us to
disclose our s-xual crimes to you
we were bad, but now we’re good
we’re moving into your neighbourhood
you know we’re trying our best to be
functioning member of society
we’re not here to start trouble
we’re legally required to do the “s-x offender shuffle”

[verse 1: larry arthauer]
i’m larry arthauer and i’ll refrain
from touching my neighbor’s kid’s again
what i did was not too kind
but i’m a nice guy, you’ll come to find
i’ve got a backyard and a real nice pool
y’all should come over for a bbq
we could make some cold drinks in my blender
but do keep in mind i’m a s-x offender

[verse 2: vernon douglas]
vernon douglas is my name
my battery arrest is what brought me fame
but there’s much more to know about me
i love to dance, and i love to ski
i zip and zoom through the snow
just strap on my boots and watch me go
but i can’t ski until december
so until then i’m just a s-x offender

[verse 3: charles dolling]
i’m charles dolling, dropping rhymes
i’ve been arrested seven times
i know that sounds like a lot
but three of those times were for vandalism
i feel real bad, i got caught
i might do it again, probably not
i’m not here to make pretences
i’m here ‘cos of my s-x offences

[verse 4: sam pound]
i’m sam pound, i’m number one
apologising for what i’ve done
case you’re wondering what it was
i snuck into a bathroom and-
i’m not here to eat no truffles
i’m just here to do the s-x offender shuffle

[verse 5: laura hughes]
hey everybody i’m laura hughes
proving girls can do it too
and by it i mean touch your cousin
was it worth it? no it wasn’t
you won’t find me in your child’s playset
‘cos i’ve gotta wear this ankle bracelet
i’m not here to go on a bender
i’m here because i’m a s-x offender

[verse 6: marc burmholdt]
last name burmholdt, first name marc
i’m moving in somewhere on your block
not in a house, but in a van
if you need me to move it, i sure can
the last thing i want is any trouble
i’ve learnt my lesson from the s-x offender shuffle

[verse 7: arthur chase]
i’m the one they call arthur chase
they said i didn’t have to show my face
my first trial ended in a hung jury
if i’m found guilty they’ll un-blur me
i’m not the necrophiliac arthur chase
that’s a different arthur chase
i’m not here to be my own defender
i’m here because i’m possibly a s-x offender

[verse 8: telly polk]
okay real quick i don’t like these people, okay this is an extortion plot by eggman who’s the only witness and she’s trying to take away my chaos emeralds and get a load of this
i’m not here to pack my duffle
i’m just here to do the s-x offender shuffle

[hook 1]
the state of florida has asked us to
disclose our s-xual crimes to you
we were bad, but now we’re good
we’re moving into your neighbourhood
we’re obliged to admit
the crimes of which we were convicted
we’re not here to start trouble
we’re legally required to do the “s-x offender shuffle”

- siivagunner lyrics

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