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a dude named shawn - sick animation lyrics

hey daddy, can you sing me the bedtime song about mr. shawn?
course i will, sweetie

yo, yo
what’s up, yo
y. o. whoa
y2k
bring it on

i knew a guy named shawn
he had it goin on
every single night until the break of dawn
sit in his living room and watch freaky p*rn
and listen to g*y bands
bands like korn

a dude named shawn
a dude named shawn
whoa, whoa, whoa
shawn
a dude named shawn
a dude named shawn
shawn, shawn, shawn

shawn got drunk and took off his glasses
jumped on the floor and moved like molasses
slowed the whole club down
everybody spinning
what’s the score?
shawn’s still winning (ooh)

a dude named shawn
a dude named shawn
whoa, whoa, whoa

hey shawn? (what?)
sing me a song, dog
you mean the song about my giant schl*ng, dog? (yeah)
oh, rock me shawmadeus
oh, rock me shawmadeus [x2]

well it’s friday night and i’m bound to start a fight
with my jordan jersey and my british knights
that’s what i’m talking about
shawn was always known for starting sh*t
at the party, i brought punch, he peed in it
shawn was a big d*ck motherf*cker
had a hot girl and he loved to f*ck her
they would go on dates and he would make her do crazy sh*t
like when they went fishing and he told that b*tch
hold my d*ck while i’m p*ssing, b*tch
and hold my rod while i’m fishing fish
i want a nasty b*tch
a real sick b*tch
the kind of sick b*tch that’ll eat your sh*t
i want a girl so sick
that she’s crazy f*cking mental
takes a sh*t on a plate then dissects it with a pencil
and takes that f*cking pencil and sticks it in her mouth
then sticks it in her p*ssy then sticks it in her mouth
i want a girl so motherf*cking sick that she would eat my f*cking sh*t
that’s the kind of girl shawn has
i want to wax my candle if you know what i mean
i want to jack off on charlie sheen
hot shots! part deux
in your face like ew

bass, bass
treble and bass
shawn had a pretty f*cking ugly face
but his d*ck was long and his heart was strong
and like i said before, he had it going on

remember to write some words for this part

hey shawn? (what?)
sing me a song, dog
you mean the song about my giant schl*ng, dog? (yeah)
oh, rock me shawmadeus
oh, rock me shawmadeus [x2]

and then the room got cold
and then the room got dark
then shawn pulled out his lighter and ignited a spark
and then the room got hot
and then the room got lit
then shawn pulled out his
(i may be ugly but you’re fat and i can always diet)
bic

- sick animation lyrics

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