a cs:go rap - shottysteve lyrics
[intro]
yo, you guys got mics?
yeah i got a mic
yeah i do “dr. dre” mothaf-cka’
yeah, i got a mic
man, wait a minute is that my boy shottysteve?
[verse 1]
yo, it’s ya boy shottysteve, let’s start this sh-t off slow
just ready up so we can play some cs:go
quick, get me a deagle
i’m legendary eagle
shots like fnatic, they’re practically illegal
1 click, you’re dead
2 clicks, you’re philip
3 clicks, ya can count higher than valve can develop
i’m n0thing, at least before he smoked weed
i’m on cloud9, only when i’m on speed
when i hop they call me franky, but frankly i don’t give a d-mn
and his subs i can’t stand and they probably can’t even stand
’cause my hops are so wild people say they look planned
but if you can’t play fair then you might as well get banned
every time i play it seems like i get reported
if you actually think i’m hacking then maybe you should record it
when i was a fetus, my mom had me aborted
so i hit her with a pan, and my parents had me deported
[interlude]
wait, what?
j-just keep goin’
aborted, what?
just play the track
[verse 2]
12 keys, no f-cks
30 bucks down the drain
just a case of the blues
cases of blues
i feel like i’m f-ckin’ watching blue’s clues
we found a clue! (yep)
valve is jews (jews)
yo ’cause first they f-cked the ranks
now they’re f-ckin’ the sounds
it’s like they want us to say thanks
but they clearly got the downs
it’s not worth the weight, they should drop a few pounds
just take it from steel, and drop a few rounds
this is a tutorial on how to use the awp
before you flick and shoot, first you have to stop
well that’s it, my tutorial is over
i am thewarowl and i still… ‘am a poser
it’s like sparkles and his ‘tages taught us smurfing was okay
and lolyou taught it’s cool to be g-y
but if you wanna learn, learn from esea
like how to pay 8 bucks to be a miner for a day
yo but how is that though?
[outro]
yo, but how was that though?
shut the f-ck up
yo man, that was pretty good, but weren’t we playing cache?
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