stoned at work - shockwire lyrics
[verse 1]
wake up in the morning
i gotta go to work
yeah, i don’t wanna do that
so there’s something that i’m gonna do first
(alright. where’s the lighter? [?])
[verse 2]
walking on my way to work
and i’m not in the best of moods
just before i get to the shift
there’s something that i gotta do
and just like that, i’m feeling pretty alright
i’m ready to go and do the things that i don’t really like
[chorus]
i love being stoned at work
it makes the day go smooth
i love being stoned at work
the customers are stoned too
[verse 3]
bossman summons me
into his office room
i got a paranoid feeling
that i am rather screwed
he said “hey man, i’ve been looking at your performance record over the past few days
you’re doing good
you’re doing great!
how ’bout a raise?”
i’m not gonna say “no” to that!
time to celebrate!
[chorus]
i love being stoned at work
it makes the day go smooth
i love being stoned at work
the customers are stoned too
i love being stoned at work
it makes the week go fast
i love being stoned at work
it kicks a ton of ass!
[guitar solo]
[skit]
uh, yeah. hey man, can i take your order?
oh, dude, that sounds really good
you know what this fine establishment really needs though?
salt and vinegar chips
yeah
[chorus]
i love being stoned at work
it makes the day go smooth
i love being stoned at work
the customers are stoned too
i love being stoned at work
it makes the week go fast
i love being stoned at work
it kicks a ton of ass
i love being stoned at work
it makes everything go smooth
and all my fellow employees
yeah, they’re all stoned too
i love being stoned at work
[outro]
yeah, especially when they call me at five*thirty in the morning on my day off
yeah, just give me a minute, bud
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