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how to be a ghost - shipwrecked comedy lyrics

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[narrator, spoken]
marley was dead: to begin with. there is no doubt whatever about that. dead as a doornail

[marley, spoken]
what is this forsaken place?

[christmas present, spoken]
jacob? finally!

[christmas past, spoken]
we’ve been waiting!

[marley, spoken]
am i a bit see*through?

[christmas present, spoken]
oh, yikes. this one’s going to need a bit more training

[past]
you were done in by your aching jaw

[past and present]
fa*la*la*la, la*la*la*la

[past]
figgy pudding was your last hurray
[past and present]
fa*la*la*la, la*la*la*la

[past]
but i’m here to say that it’s not the end
all you need is some guidance to go scare your friend

[marley, spoken]
what?

[past]
sure, your heartbeat’s gone
your body’s in an urn
but there’s so much to learn!

there’s more to haunting than saying “boo”
and it’s more than sheets you’re seeing through
with a guide like me, and i don’t mean to boast
soon you’ll gеt the hang of how to be a ghost

[past and present]
boo*do*do*doo*doo*do*doo
boo*do*do*doo*doo*do*doo
boo*do*do*doo*doo*do*doo*dooooo

[present, spoken]
a christmas ghost!
[marley, spoken]
why specifically christmas?

[present]
all you carеd about in life was dough

[past and present]
ay*oh*ay*oh*ay*oh*ay*oh

[past]
watching stacks of all your money grow

[past and present]
ay*oh*ay*oh*ay*oh*ay*oh

[present]
but we’re here to say you can make it right
all it takes is a haunt over a single night
tiptoe back to earth on this christmas eve
make ebenezer believe

[marley, spoken]
in what?

[past, spoken]
christmas stuff!
[marley jumps.]

[past and present]
there’s more to haunting than saying “boo”
and there’s more of gravy than of grave in you

[past]
but only if the gravy’s on a creepy christmas roast

[present]
soon you’ll get the hang of how to be a ghost

[past and present]
boo*do*do*doo*doo*do*doo
boo*do*do*doo*doo*do*doo
boo*do*do*doo*doo*do*doo*dooooo

[marley, spoken]
humbug! that is what my associate ebenezer used to say about such things

[present, spoken]
oh, we are getting nowhere!

[past, spoken]
we didn’t want to have to do this to you

[present, spoken]
you’re up, yet to come!

[christmas yet to come]
there is still time to change the shadows that i show
or else scrooge will join you in this nightmare down below
you must convince your friend to reverse this tale of woe…
whoa!

[past]
scrooge will change his ways

[present]
he will share his bread

[past]
buy the crachits a goose and a delicious spread

[marley, spoken]
a goose?

[present]
he’ll give to charity

[past]
reconect with fred

[marley, spoken]
who’s fred?

[present]
and be happy that tiny tim will not be dead

[marley, spoken]
tiny who?

[past and present]
and now yet to come will do a tasty run:

[yet to come]
god bless us everyone!

[past and present] (yet to come)
so take your chains and your padlocks too (ooh!)
cause christmas is about more than you

[past]
raise your glass up high we’ll do a ghouly yuley toast

[past, present, yet to come]
soon you’ll get the hang of how to be a ghost
boo*do*do*doo*doo*do*doo
boo*do*do*doo*doo*do*doo
boo*do*do*doo*doo*do*doo*do*doo*do
that’s how to be a ghost!

[marley, spoken]
i don’t know what this is

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