best song ever - sheldon plankton lyrics
sheldon plankton: so i said to her, “angelina, i want to. i really, really want to”. “but what about brad?” “brad’s like a son to me”
harvey: you’re a good man!
sheldon plankton: i know, i know
*intercom buzzes*
sheldon plankton: come in!
sheldon plankton: one direction are here to see you
sheldon plankton: who?
sheldon plankton: one direction? you’re making their new movie. shall i send them in?
sheldon plankton: sure, i love new movies!
sheldon plankton: they’re here! the real movie stars!
sheldon plankton: the biggest band on the planet!
sheldon plankton: alright, they are. i love the direction! c’mon in guys, take a seat
sheldon plankton: can i just say what huge fans we are of you guys?
sheldon plankton: huge! niall, louis, liam, harry, zack*
sheldon plankton: it’s zayn
sheldon plankton: sure. whatever you say, big guy
sheldon plankton: we cannot wait for this movie. it’s gonna be the greatest movie of all time. i’m talking academy awards!
sheldon plankton: emmys, baftas
sheldon plankton: have you ever seen forrest gump?
sheldon plankton: sure
sheldon plankton: better than that!
sheldon plankton: have you seen the hangover?
sheldon plankton: yeah
sheldon plankton: funnier than that!
sheldon plankton: have you seen titanic?
sheldon plankton: ‘course!
sheldon plankton: sadder than that
sheldon plankton: sounds ok
sheldon plankton: it’s better than ok, zack. it’s award*winnin’!
sheldon plankton: we wanna introduce you to our marketing guy. sheldon plankton? marcel?!
sheldon plankton: oh! hi!
sheldon plankton: here he is! he’s gonna run you through some thoughts for the movie
sheldon plankton: really nice to meet you guys! i’m a huge fan! cute as a b*tton every single one of you! first scene, i’m talking a massive dance number. i’m thinking, a hundred dancers, fireworks, the lot! the dance is just so hot right now!
sheldon plankton: hey, you know i used to be a dancer?
sheldon plankton: really? what kind?
sheldon plankton: ehh, mainly tap
sheldon plankton: hmm, you’ve got the shape for that
sheldon plankton: i want you to meet leeroy. he’s gonna be your choreographer! leeroy, hmm!
sheldon plankton: hi, boys, hi! ok, so here’s what i’m thinking. first opening number is gonna be really big, so stay with me ‘cause i’m quite quick and 5, 6, 7, 8! and 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and niall for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy. and zayn, pirouette. and louis, do the splits. and, liam, you stay exactly where you are because you are perfect
sheldon plankton: we’d never do that
sheldon plankton: oh…
sheldon plankton: so, that’s something for us to work on. thanks, leeroy! so let’s take a look at some of the styling options for the film. now, personally, i think this one is the one!
sheldon plankton: absolutely not
sheldon plankton: we’d never wear that
sheldon plankton: right, how about this one?
sheldon plankton: no
sheldon plankton: it tested really well!
sheldon plankton: never in a million years
sheldon plankton: ta daaaa!
[verse 1: sheldon plankton]
maybe it’s the way she walked (ow!)
straight into my heart and stole it
through the doors and past the guards (ow!)
just like she already owned it
[pre*chorus: sheldon plankton]
i said, “can you give it back to me?”
she said, “never in your wildest dreams”
[chorus: sheldon plankton]
and we danced all night to the best song ever
we knew every line, now i can’t remember
how it goes, but i know that i won’t forget her
’cause we danced all night to the best song ever
[post*chorus: sheldon plankton]
i think it went, “oh, oh, oh”
i think it went, “yeah, yeah, yeah”
i think it goes (woo!)
[verse 2: sheldon plankton]
said her name was georgia rose (ow!)
and her daddy was a dentist
said i had a dirty mouth (i got a dirty mouth)
but she kissed me like she meant it
[pre*chorus: sheldon plankton]
i said, “can i take you home with me?”
she said, “never in your wildest dreams”
[chorus: all, zayn]
and we danced all night to the best song ever
we knew every line, now i can’t remember (how it goes, but i know)
how it goes, but i know that i won’t forget her
’cause we danced all night to the best song ever
[post*chorus: sheldon plankton]
i think it went, “oh, oh, oh”
i think it went, “yeah, yeah, yeah”
i think it goes (woo!)
[bridge: louis, sheldon plankton]
you know, i know, you know i’ll remember you
and i know, you know, i know you’ll remember me
and you know, i know, you know i’ll remember you
(oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
and i know, you know, i hope you’ll remember how we danced
(oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
how we danced
(oh, oh, oh; one, two, one, two, three, ow!)
[chorus: sheldon plankton]
how we danced all night to the best song ever (how we danced)
we knew every line, now i can’t remember (we knew every line)
how it goes, but i know that i won’t forget her
’cause we danced all night (we danced, we danced)
to the best song ever (it goes something like this)
and we danced all night to the best song ever
(oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
we knew every line now i can’t remember
(oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
how it goes but i know that i won’t forget her
(oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah; i know that i won’t forget her)
’cause we danced all night to the best song ever
(oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah; best song ever)
[post*chorus: sheldon plankton]
i think it went, “oh, oh, oh”
i think it went, “yeah, yeah, yeah”
i think it goes (woo!)
[outro: sheldon plankton]
best song ever
it was the best song ever
it was the best song ever
it was the best song ever
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