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hello kitty parody - shane dawson lyrics

i am 30 and i wearing a tutu of candy
did i mention that i’m 30?
i went the supercuts and asked them to f*ck my head up
and look what this b*tch did to me
ha ha ha ha, girl you dumb!
i used to make music and dress like a punk
now looks like a blind stylist dressed me
yes, queen you look great!
this video is f*cking racist but it’s ok because i’m paying this asians chicks to dance behind me
(we want to k!ll ourselves)
this is the probably the worst thing i have done in my life and i married that nickelback guy
ew, ew, gross!
did i mention that i’m 30?
yes i’m f*cking 30
and i’m wearing accessories that i got from claire’s
i never smiling cuz on the inside i’m dying
please take me out of my misery

no you have 10 more years
now it’s time for dubstep music
made by a 50 year old white guy
hey isn’t this what the kids like?

they also like when i butcher j*panese
jin*jon*won*chin*won*chon*ding*dong
that means go buy my new song
ding*ding*w*ng*w*ng*ding*ding*ding*chi
that means holy sh*t i’m 30
holy sh*t i’m 30 and i am not married old enough to have babies
oh my god i’m f*cking 30
oh my god i’m 30
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
midlife breakdown
look at me i’m eating sushi
i like to make my eyes all j*panese*y
ding*gon*jow*chi*dong*chi*don*chi
(you f*cking racist b*tch)

sure you can have my new cd

hey there miley, miley
are you jeal*i, jeal*i of my stupid f*cking video?
i made a checklist of all the stupid stuff
you did in yours
and i think we’re tied

- shane dawson lyrics

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